Hey Fuck You Jason (Wubba Lubba Dub Dub)

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You know sometimes, when I create a really dope drum and bass line
I can feel the consequence of Earth's curvature in space-time
Like when Einstein discovered energy equals mass
And mass equals energy when your sister's shakin' her ass
Currently, electrons are flowing up from the transistor
Of your iPhone into your headphones so you can hear me rap about your sister
I like science, you can trust me I'm a physicist
Slash lyricist slash quicker to fist your ass than a ventriloquist
I got more bars than the sum of all stars, hold up hey TARS what year is this
Quick shoutout to my great grandkids if they're hearing this
My biggest fear in this is disappointing my family
But it's too late because my wife hates my music and she's always mad at me
Tragically I'm emphatically convinced that I can make it
Even though I sold my studio when she threatened she was gonna break it
Few years later my burnt out lightbulb illuminated
When I noticed that a GarageBand app for iPhone was created
Plugged in and calibrated, piano drums and bass were calculated
Pressed play and my level of consciousness was elevated
All dopamine receptors were instantly heavily saturated
As I stepped through into the next dimension and mentally ejaculated
Shook hands with my alternate selves, smiled as I congratulated me
Stood back and thought damn, I finally made it
Tonight, look up and you might see me blazin'
Through, the starry night tracing constellations
While you are down there
Thinking life isn't fair
So shout with all of your might
Hey f*ck you Jason
Wubba lubba dub dub
Hey f*ck you Jason
Wubba lubba dub dub
Hey f*ck you Jason
I'm the one true Morty, I'm the Rick of all Ricks
You're the doofus version of Jerry that eats his own shit
I'm jumping through portals feeling pretty fucking immortal
I just went back in time 1.9 million years just to introduce oral
You think I'm sick, immoral and my lyrics are crazy
Well I'm the personification of two black holes colliding this shit's about to get wavy
Now maybe just maybe your determination to hate me
Is greatly exacerbated by the fact that you're just lazy
So don't blame me, my life hasn't been plumbus' and daisies
I tried music before and failed and gave it up to focus on raising my babies
But here lately other peoples music has been making me angry
Because I know the shit that I'm capable of is pretty fucking amazing
Quite frankly the amount of brain power needed to create
This type of music with an iPhone on your lunch break roughly equates
To the amount of energy needed to force quarks to separate
And exist in isolation, you can google it I'll wait
Tonight, look up and you might see me blazin'
Through, the starry night tracing constellations
While you are down there
Thinking life isn't fair
So shout with all of your might
Hey f*ck you Jason
Wubba lubba dub dub
Hey f*ck you Jason
Wubba lubba dub dub
Hey f*ck you Jason
Tonight, look up and you might see me blazin'
Through, the starry night tracing constellations
While you are down there
Thinking life isn't fair
So shout with all of your might
Hey f*ck you Jason
Wubba lubba dub dub
Hey f*ck you Jason
Wubba lubba dub dub
Hey f*ck you Jason

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