Janice
Kevin Froleiks
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On Monday I had the sniffles On Tuesday Beky felt weak The next three days went by People dropped off like flies And we all knew who spread the disease Cause each year we get free flu shots Right here in our big conference room But one person resists Won't see the pharmacist And each year thanks to her we are doomed So get your fuckin flu shot Please do it for all of us, Janice We go through this each year, I'm sure you remember You infect the whole office come every December Get your fuckin flu shot Come on, god dammit, Janice Don't be such a bastard You walking health hazard Just get your flu shot today Now Janice was born in the fifties And she knows a thing or two As a kid she would play In the trash everyday She's got immunities out the wazoo But last week Janice was coughing We all told her go home and get well But she came into work ANd now thanks to that jerk We're all trapped in this fever dream hell So get your fuckin flu shot Please do it for all of us, Janice We go through this each year, I'm sure you remember You infect the whole office come every December Get your fuckin flu shot God dammit, Janice Are you an anti-vaccer? You think the government tracks ya? Just get your flu shot today Well I for one am tired of getting so sick year after year The time has come to take matters into our own hands, the answer is clear I'm gonna sneak up behind Janice Gonna give her that flu shot today Co-workers gather 'round And help me hold her down Gonna give her that flu shot today! What do you mean I can't make her my patient? What do you mean that's an HR violation? She does this to spite me I've asked so politely How much longer must I live this way? So get your fuckin flu shot Please do it for all of us, Janice We go through this each year, I'm sure you remember You infect the whole office come every December Get your fuckin flu shot Come on, god dammit, Janice Don't be such a bastard You walking health hazard Just get your flu shot today Get your fuckin flu shot Please do it for all of us, Janice We go through this each year, I'm sure you remember You infect the whole office come every December Get your fuckin flu shot God dammit, Janice Are you an anti-vaccer? You think the government tracks ya? Just get your flu shot today
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