Brown Torpedoes
Sweeney Toad
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Met her at the Always Sunny convention Did I mention, she was looking for crack? Had to give her a rose in a glass tube That thousand pound dude in a fight milk shirt has passed food He hungers to tack on mass, we run out the back Smoke crack in the alley by the dumpster, she's a lady The metal plate echoes of a crying dumpster baby We head back to my apartment with a thousand cats waiting She does so bravely, Gravy is set boiling on the furnace Reminisce about the jail time of Ernest And the murders in Scranton, we hypothesized was bastard man Dennis And the pennis size of Danny Devito, neato Both agree on magnum sized, fantasize about the power bottom credo, conversation finito Cause I got something for you Beans and guac, wow burritos I have tricked for the last time Now taste my brown torpedoes Cause I got something for you Beans and guac, wow burritos I have tricked for the last time Now taste my brown torpedoes (Be bop ba bodda bope) (Be bop ba bodda bope) (Be bop ba bodda bope) (Be bop ba bodda bope) Sittin' in the room upstairs dry humping my leg she's smashing it Jean shorts on getting hand jobs she is mashing it I roll up the pcp loosely in a poorly rolled joint She thinks we should bang under the bridge where she lives, it's a bold point It's a cold point with a Paddy's Pub thong Always Sunny attire We kept warm under the bridge by a money fire We crawled into a mattress with an old black man sleeping We each drank a case of beer, wait am I peeing And I'm seeing for the first time a woman I love more than cats A woman who taught me the wonders of scat "Fire!" she said, and before I could make a sound though Got a steaming mouth full of sweet brown torpedoes Cause I got something for you Beans and guac, wow burritos I have tricked for the last time Now taste my brown torpedoes Cause I got something for you Beans and guac, wow burritos I have tricked for the last time Now taste my brown torpedoes (Be bop ba bodda bope) (Be bop ba bodda bope) (Be bop ba bodda bope) (Be bop ba bodda bope)
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