Bullshit Story

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Jim Grim

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Cause I've gotta tell you the truth folks
I've gotta tell you the truth
When it comes to bullshit
Big time major league bullshit
You have to stand in awe
Of the all time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims
Religion 

Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told
Think about it 
Religion has actually convinced people
That there's an invisible man living in the sky
Who watched everything you do
Every minute of every day
And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do
And if you do any of these ten things he has a special place 
Full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish 
Where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry
Forever and ever till the end of time
But he loves you 
Ha-ha-ha

But he loves you
Now drop it 
Drop it
Drop it 
Drop it
Drop it
Drop it
Drop, drop, drop
Now drop it
Drop it 
Drop it
Drop it
Drop it
Drop it it it it

And he needs money
He needs money (Money, money, money)
He always needs money
He's all powerful, all perfect, all knowing
And all wise
Somehow just can't handle money

Religion takes in billions of dollars
They pay no taxes
And they always need a little more
Now you talk about a good bullshit story 
Holy shit

But he loves you
Ha-ha-ha

The greatest bullshit story ever told
But he loves you
The greatest bullshit story ever told (Told, told, told)
Holy shit

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