Excalibert
Maggot Infested Ventriculus
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Every farmer, peasant and king alike Pulling on my rumpeltusk for knåg and fetusland To see who will be worthy And slay the dragons with the Bertasword One by one, they all concede To draw me from the stone Until the morning shines on the crack King Fartur shall be crowned The one who wields Excalibert Shall rule forevermore And sit beside the knights of Karlcelot Until the end of time War Is Upon us Draw The Bertasword Fight King Fartur Fight for England Slay the dragons Free the maidens Fight for dragons Fight the maidens Slay King Fartur Free the England But old man Fartur is old and drunk And trusty Excalibert was gambled away Lonely and rusty he sits on a wall Who will protect England now Snatched by my buttocks, again likt förbannat Slurped and mangled and distorted The wormwhole has other plans for me The Astro-Bert returns to time
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