Magical Dragon

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Danny Casale

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I met a magical dragon
With lot's of compassion
He asked me if I needed a ride

I said sure, just gotta be back by 5
I got a bad bitch
Who's gonna scratch the bad itch
I'm talking 'bout 
Sex

Hopped on the mighty beast's back
And it was mad wet
He told me that he just came out the closet

What could I say
I was proud of the dude
But clean up after dragon orgies
Don't be rude

I slid up off his back
We reached out destination
Tummy started rumbling 
With anticipation

Man, I really hope that this time is it
Just wanna be cool with that driver's license 

Wait

Are you telling me that this whole song
Is about a dragon
Flying you over to the DMV
To take your drivers test for the 3rd time
Because you failed the first two

That's exactly what I'm saying

Early 2000's Saab is ready for me
Middle age instructor is looking kind of spicy
Man, I hope that I pass this shit
Riding my bike to TJ Maxx just ain't it

Three-point turn? Lit
Parallel parking? Lit
Congrats Danny
You just passed your drivers test

Oh, shit

I smile ear to ear
And hug the gay dragon
Thanks for helping me fulfill my passion

He huffed a ball of fire
And he killed a seagull
But it don't matter 
Cause now I'm road legal

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