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Moddy McSquares

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I look good in a fresh-pressed suit
Madame won’t you hire me?
Spent a minute on my hair in the mirror
Aw, sir, you gotta hire me!
There’s rules that I bet you gotta follow
I will follow if you follow me
So follow me!
I make noise, I make vision by the ton
But it’s tough to make a dollar, see?
And I’m all about that life right now (Dollar bills)
I’m all about that life (Dollar, dollar, dollar bills)
So don’t be thinking twice
Just put me in the driver’s seat
Pretty please
Whether selling bad advice
Or invading people’s privacy
We will
Find the line and stop before it
Hide the crime or just ignore it
Here’s a list of words I won’t say
There’s a list of thoughts I won’t think
I’m gonna play it safe until finally
One of you fuckers hires me
That's right
Any one of you fuckers, I don’t give a f*ck who
The one who's got the most money, how about that?
Bezus, Cuntybags, Musky Musk, Friendo, Putt Putt
Name ‘em all, even Hallmark Joe, hey
I could write those corny ass fucking tweets for you
Let's do it!
Pledge of allegiance, I
Will make to the man who kicks
My checking account a couple dimes
(I'm up for sale now!)
Pledge of allegiance, I
Will make to the woman
Who can summon the guts and roll the dice
Oh that's right
Well, Jesus Charlie Christ
Can’t we find a dotted line for me?
Pretty please?
Cause when it’s bottom of the ninth
Batters seven eight and nine, believe
That we will
Find the line and stop before it
Hide the crime or just ignore it
Here’s a list of words I won’t say
There’s a list of thoughts I won’t think
I’m gonna play it safe until finally
One of you fuckers hires me

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