Weed Life or Die

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The Doobley Bros

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Weed life, or die! 
We take one puff and get high! 
Weed life, or die! 
We take one puff and get high!

Yo I take one puff, and I'm in a haze
Yeah, I take one puff and I'm stoned for days
My eyes are so red, they look full of blood
Look at my glass bong, and it's full of bud
Take a fat rip so I don't gotta take another
Just one is all I need then I pass it my brother

One hit is all I need I can't stress this enough
If I take another hit I get stressed from the puff
If I get too high, it stops to feel good
Do you want another hit?
I don't think that I should

Getting blazed, makes me feel amazed
I close my eyes and see a psychedelic maze
I can barely remember who I am or how to speak
Gotta love when your marijuana trip starts to peak!
Weed's intense, that's why it's fun
You want a second hit? 
No, I think I'm good with one

Weed life, or die! 
We take one puff and get high! 
Weed life, or die! 
We take one puff and get high!

We got a nephew Scott, Scott is always ripped
Scott's surprisingly cool for a pretty shy kid
He's in 10th grade, but a really cool stoner
I bet he's not a loner, be my friend if I was younger
Yo, Scott, hey, real stoner talk
Are you scared of getting caught 
By our sister or the cops?
You see your uncles at Thanksgiving 
Do you think that we're lame?!
Well buddy, we're all vets in the marijuana game
Your stupid classmates prolly think weed's overwhelming
But not us, Scott, we hotbox any building
We behave really normal 
Even when the weed's potent 
Same as always when we're high
Prolly why you've never noticed

Yo, our sister's son, our blood and pride
You can blaze with us Scott, you don't have to hide!
We're two Doobley Bros with no kids (None!)
So you've always felt like our estranged son.
You always look tired and that's so cool
Do you smoke before school? 
That would really rule
Blowing trees, getting high
Yeah, we think it's so tight
Be honest Scott, this is the stuff you like, right?

Weed life, or die! 
We take one puff and get high! 

Getting high is a hobby
My sister is your mommy
Scott and us together know that Cheech and Chong is funny
We never narcin' on our nephew (no, no!) 
We get higher than the Jets do (yo, yo!)
Not talkin' wide receiver Eric Decker (NFL!)
Saying weed is our jet fuel (weed is our jet fuel!)
We can both hold a hit for close to a minute
No coughing like a baby
This is grown up business
Pot doesn't make me worry, I only enjoy it
A bong is the coolest toy that I've eva hoid of

At first we tried weed and thought it was too crazy
But Scott it seems to me that you're ripped on the daily
So we matched your swag and gave it another try!
And now we're screaming out, weed life or die!
(Weed life or die!)
I mean, you DO do this stuff, right, lil' Scotty?
Cause I'm so high right now I'm coming out of my body
I think I ended up taking five hits of this stuff
I should have known my limit
One was more than enough!
Damn, Scott you're 16 and very cool!
And if you don't think we're tight
We'll drown ourselves in our pool!
Haa ha ha just playin' man, but f'real, what's up?
Please say that we're cool so we can stop smoking this blunt

God he's right, Scott, we're so high and so scared
I don't feel good, I just feel scared
I'm worried if life will ever go back to normal
What if I just snapped? 
Like I just snapped
My brain's never felt this way and it doesn't seem OK
 Scott you've smoked weed before, does it ever go away?
I need to know how, how long does it take to come down?
I wanna throw myself in the pool and drown!
I can't believe this stuff just seems to grow from the ground
All I can think of is Bugs Bunny with a gun mowing everyone down
F*ck, f*ck man, god I don't feel okay
He's going to the center of town, get out of there, Porky!
Do you know at all if this was laced
Does anyone know at all if this was laced with anything?
Only Elmer could stop him, but he's already dead  
Scott Scott you were saying earlier this is laced
Wait, we brought
SCOTT, Scott did you say earlier this weed is laced
We brought, the weed, I'm pretty sure, the, it's ours
Who did we, okay 
Okay we brought the weed you know that for sure?
I mean I'm pretty sure, I don't know!
I think Scott was saying something earlier quietly about how the weed is laced 
But he was trying to say it quietly
But I can hear him because my ears are more sensitive right now
Dude, I'm looking around, and I'm not sure Scott is even here	 
Scott, did you say,
No, dude, yeah, that's not our nephew Scott
That's a painting of our childhood hero Roald Dahl
Oh. Damn. Roald Dahl looks like our nephew Scott
Our nephew Scott looks like our sister, and she looks like us
Maybe we look like Roald Dahl
You're so smart dude
That's why you're a good brother
Doobleys forever, thanks for calming me down
Ha! Please, just hold me back so I don't jump in the pool and drown!

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