Daddy's Big Balls 230

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Marty Byrne

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When I go out bowlin'
I get strange looks and calls
People all stop and starin' 
When I take out Daddy's Big Balls
They're my favourite ones 
In the bowling lane
I'm the best ball player 
In the bowling lane

People all shakin' and shinin'
Queuin' up in those stalls
They can't get their mouths off the floor
When I take out my Daddy's Big Balls
They're the favourite ones
In the bowling lane
I'm the best ball player 
I drive them all insane

They try to get close
Ask for a little go 
"Hey, show us how you make those Big Daddy Balls glow"
I say, "stand back fellas
Don't try to take mine 
I just use a little spit and shine" 

Now they've got their tongues out
Sweating like Niagra Falls
My lane is stripped, that bulging bag is unzipped
And I take out my Daddy's Big Balls
They're my favourite ones 
In the bowling lane
I'm the best ball player 
In the bowling lane

I like to strike 
No need for that spare
When I've done my job
Daddy blows those skittles everywhere

And even when I go out dancin'
Jivin' in those honky tonk halls
I like to keep my hands busy
So I take out my Daddy's Big Balls
They're my favourite ones
In the bowling lane
I'm the best ball player 
In the bowling lane
All the fellas are jealous 
And the girls get stuck
When I kiss Daddy's Big Balls 
For good luck

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