We Are Not a Cult (feat. Local Cheddar)
Mayor Wertz
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We are not a cult We're just here to love you We are not a cult Give us your things of value We are not a cult It all started with a Facebook chat Friend from high school said I could make fat stacks An opportunity to get in on the ground floor 500 dollars out the door Tupperware is the game, plastic containers Learned all the selling techniques from the trainer Keeping food fresh, but we're way fresher Gotta sell all this stuff, you know no pressure 2 Years later, we've become an empire After a few more parties, and several bonfires We've got hundreds of followers on the Compound With no illegal stuff to be found Everyone's happy here, no need to question Selling Tupperware is our only suggestion We all owe this to our dear friend Heather Chayla, you need to take a look at this letter Oh thank you, you may go now What does it say It says we have to pay taxes Well we're not doing that We are not a cult We're just here to love you We are not a cult We are not a cult Give us your things of value We are not a cult Running through the forest, tupperware in hand No way we're giving a cent to the man If they want our money, they gotta act fast Grab a lid, we're burying this cash How did they find us hiding in plain sight I doubt we'll survive through the night I just wanted to sell some tupperware Now everyone in the government cares It was my flaw to believe in your vision But I've come to my final decision Everyone, come join us and take this pill If you don't you'd be disobeying our will Lifeless bodies, there goes our community Heather calls with another opportunity Spit the pills out we're gonna be rich Skinny tea is here, all we need is a pitch! We are not a cult We're just here to love you We are not a cult We are not a cult Give us your things of value We are not a cult Keep all your things fresh You can put it in the dishwasher You can run it over with a Steamroller And in the oven Just take our word for it Seriously just do it And how would you even rent it Right It's like 9 grand to rent, don't waste your time Yeah, and plus like you need a license We are not a cult We're just here to love you We are not a cult We are not a cult Give us your things of value We are not a cult We are not a cult We're just here to love you We are not a cult We are not a cult Give us your things of value We are not a cult
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