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Bunyip

The bunyip is a creature from the aboriginal mythology of southeastern Australia, said to lurk in swamps, billabongs, creeks, riverbeds, and waterholes. more »

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You need the job done right
Your engine needs a service
I'll clean your rusty pipes
There's no reason to get nervous
So pop your bonnet, love
And don't be shy
I'd better change your oil
Can't leave you there just running dry
I'm gonna get ya juices flowing
Ya filter needs a good hard blowing
Ya gasket's gone and sprung a leak
So douse me in unleaded, honey
Bring her back same time next week

Facesitter

You've got a dirty muffler
Your interior is worn
You've seen a lot of miles
I've seen a lot of porn
Your exhaust is pouring smoke
Your carburettor's shot to shit
Your fanbelt is well ripped and torn
You've got a manual license
But your gearbox is automatic
Look me up in the Yellowpages
Under the listing, 'Snatch Mechanic'
I'll clean your boot for no extra charge
So back her up, spread your mudflaps
I'll park my face in your garage

My tongue is itching for your fanny to taste
I'll pull my piston while you squat on my face
I'm the man that you've been craving
I'll charge you double if you're unshaven

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