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Hello
Hello is this Domino
Yes how can I help you
I’d like to order a garlic pizza and that would be just like an entire pizza
But like it’s just garlic
Great coming right up sir
Alright thank you how much is that going to be
Uh it’ll be $4.99
Alright suck my dick thank you
Hello is this Domino
Ah yes how can I help you
Uh I came in for I wanted to call in for a complaint about my pizza
Um
You got my fucking order wrong how the f*ck I asked for only garlic
Only garlic and you somehow put fucking chives and onions on it
How the f*ck do you do that
How fucking incompetent must you be to put fucking chives and onions on a pizza
That is only supposed to be fucking garlic
How do you do that
Explain that to me please
I’m sorry sir it must’ve been a misunderstanding
Yeah you bet your fucking ass it was a misunderstanding jesus christ
Now my fucking child is crying cause she didn’t get her fucking garlic
Are you fucking happy
Sir why are you serving garlic to your child children
Because they fucking like it you fucking dick
Why do they like it
That’s none of your fucking business this is a personal fucking problem
And tell your fucking manager that
Sir I am the manager sir I am the manager
That your male female or non-binary gender identity can go f*ck themselves thank you

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