Swipe Right on Me

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Christopher J. Essex

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I reached in my pocket full of Friday night money
I went to the dj and I slipped him a twenty
I said “See that girl trying not to be seen
She’s hiding behind her 5 inch screen.
Play good time Alan Jackson
Yeah, that oughta get her attention!”
I bet her inbox on Bumble
Is buzzin like a bee
Well I’d sure like FaceTime
But I don’t mean virtually
Dancing’s no fun alone
So help me put down her phone
So she can Swipe Right- right on over to me!
She had her hand on that android like it was a Bible
Til the dj laid down that country gold vinyl
It wouldn’t be long til she let it go
That Bootin Scootin Boogie had her tapping her toes
Well I reeled in her for an old school time
When I casted out my brand new pickup line
Get your fingers off of tinder
And walk them all over me
Well I’d sure like to FaceTime
But I don’t mean virtually
Dancing’s no fun alone
So will you put down your phone
So you can Swipe Right- right on over to me
Alright let’s bring it down a little bit..
I said a swipe right right on me that’s a honky tonk Eharmony
I said a swipe right right on me that’s a honky tonk Eharmony
I said swipe r-i-g-h-t that’s a honky tonk Eharmony
Let’s go boys!
Alright lemme show y’all how I slide into these DMs!
No more bumble and no more tinder
But it looks like a match to me
We got to FaceTime and I don’t mean virtually (Aw HELL Naw!)
Dancing’s no fun alone
So you put down that phone
So you could Swipe Right- right on over to me
One more time boys!
No more dancing alone
It coulda gone either way I know
But you swiped right when you swiped right on over to me!
Yeah!
Oh man! I think we turned her notifications on!

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