King of the Kindergarten

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Jeff B is a musical artist who is known for their unique blend of genres including alternative rock, folk, and indie pop. They gained popularity for their introspective lyrics and melodic songwriting. Jeff B is often praised for their emotive vocal delivery and ability to connect with their audience through their music. Their discography includes several well-received albums and their live performances are known for their energy and passion. more »

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Get me out on the belt and road
Take me down past the Muscle Shoals
I'm running fast from the land of the free
Running hard from the grope and the squeeze
The crystal ball madam waves her hands and stares
As the Cheetoh chimpanzee bloviates his wares

Making promises and calling names
Lying like its not a shame
Hiding facts and casting blame
On and on its just more of the same
It's the king of the kindergarten
The blowhard of the tweet

The stock market goes up and up
The kids in the cages just won't shut up
The art of the deal is the art of the steal
And all the fake news means nothing is real
Except the king of the kindergarten
Yeah the blowhard of the tweet

Mexico won't pay for the wall
Climate's warming he denies and stalls
Most of us hold him in disgust
He gives himself an A++
It's the king of the kindergarten
It's the terror of the tweet

Our new best friend is the Bone Saw Prince
All our old friends just see us and wince
As old Bone Spurs gets ready to attack
We pray AOC can hold him back
Oh AOC, don't you know that we love you?
Oh AOC, please keep talking what's true.

He's drained the swamp of all the clean water
Put in charge his own slimy daughter
And lest you think its maybe all unreal
Go too close and he will cop a feel
Its the king of the kindergarten
Who thinks he's the Shakespeare of the tweet

He's put in charge a bunch of dangerous quacks
A who's who of sad sacks
He's packed the courts with a bunch of hacks
Whose main job is to cover his tracks 
The king of the kindergarten
The terror of the tweet

Greasy dictators have his number
His enablers all go for the plunder
His followers are in a deep slumber
And all the excuses are dumb and getting dumber
From the king of the kindergarten
The blowhard of the tweet

Where are we gonna go from here?
Its all downhill I fear
Bernie maybe gives us some hope
Perhaps we can overcome the dope
Send him back to kindergarten
And no, don't give him any pardon

But that won't solve the problem of the rest
All of those who feather their nest
Liars and cheaters and grifters and cons
Who put him there and keep him on
The king of the kindergarten
Who thinks he's the Shakespeare of the tweet

I'm running hard from the land of the free
I'm running fast from the grope and the squeeze
I'm running quick from the gouge and the fees
I'm running hard for somewhere I can be free
From the king of the kindergarten
From the blowhard of the tweet

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