Stiff Socks (feat. Peaches and Cream)

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Finna start the story off right
Dreamt of Sarah Palin in that dress last night
Woke up so hard that my pants were oh-so-tight
But that's when I went and saw that horrible sight
Socks standing stiffer than my dick right now 
Roommate took my hamper, finna fight him right now
I asked him whats up, he said it didn't matter
He went and fucking shot all of his fucking baby batter (in my sock)

I was looking for my one and only sock, yuh
And it tasted like another person's cock, yuh
Someone went and put their nut inside my sock, yuh
Caught me by surprise, it put me into shock yuh
I was looking for my one and only sock, yuh (Only sock)
And it tasted like another person's cock, yuh (Human cock)
Someone went and put their nut inside my sock, yuh (Only sock)
Caught me by surprise, it put me into shock, yuh (Into shock)

It was night, I had a long day
Someone went and bust, right in my lefty grey
But without delay, I took my fucking pants off
I was getting ready for my evening jackoff
Grabbed my phone, I'm looking for some hentai
Grabbed the lube, you know I never go dry
But then I found out, I should've had a clue
Someone went and fucking busted in the right one too

I was looking for my one and only sock, yuh
And it tasted like another person's cock, yuh
Someone went and put their nut inside my sock, yuh
Caught me by surprise, it put me into shock yuh
I was looking for my one and only sock, yuh (Only sock)
And it tasted like another person's cock, yuh (Human cock)
Someone went and put their nut inside my sock, yuh (Only sock)
Caught me by surprise, it put me into shock, yuh (Into shock)

I'm sorry for what I did
I never ever meant to hurt you
I needed a place to jizz
I just thought that nutting in your sock would be cool
I just thought a tissue was so corny
That's all you need to know, don't ask for any story
All the normal spots just bore me
Please forgive me for, I was just horny

How could this happen to me?
All I wanted was a place I could nut into
Someone went number three
This is something I never thought I'd go through

I just wanted to bust to that pic of Addison Rae
But he came right into my sock and that shit was kinda gay
I just wanted to bust to that photo of Auntie May
But now I gotta wait until laundry day

Cause I was looking for my one and only sock, yuh
But it tasted like another person's cock, yuh
Someone went and put their nut in my sock, yuh
Caught me by surprise, it put me into shock, yuh
I was looking for my one and only sock, yuh
And it tasted like another person's cock, yuh
Someone went and put their nut in my sock, yuh
Caught me by surprise, it put me into shock, yuh

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Written by: Andrew Ogo, Joshua Norvell

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