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Ethan Torrance

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Starting off with a bang
Not a bop what a  shame
Just bought a plot of land in the middle of the game
Cost a lot for some fame
Had to keep the image tame
Shrekmaster used to be the name
For ten years as I worked with kids at camp reffing ballgames
Now I'm talking bout taking fucking shrooms
When me and Jacqui buy an apartment we got a red room
Not for sex
For my enemies to go after I crack their fucking necks
Stashing packs of off the rack tommy boxers box is checked
Papers filled
Your lil dogs only thing thats not getting killed
Ethan Torrance
Afflicting with the rigor mortis
Too late to even call a coroner
You tortoise
My body mass fucking enormous
You Jack I'm not the Giant
I'm the fucking Beanstalk
Ain't got the key to my city yet but I got the game on lock
I ain't on a line 
I could spit some pop
Get a number one hit then just chill on the dock
I don't even know what I got in stock
Longevity longer than my cock
Jacqui said I gotta stop rapping bout my dick
I agreed
Then I wrote this dumb fucking bar 
What a cop out like I'm kevin smith
Wrote myself off track but I'm never off course

Marriage in the future
f*ck no to a divorce
Word to chance
I love my future wife
Just like rapping gotta keep up with sugar and spice
Eyes low in a casino rolling the fucking dice
Boil everybody like bag of rice
You would think I'm too nice
Not quite. Im the epitome of my generation
Getting hate for that line I'll give reparations
Time traveller said theres thousands of mini me's
Better then some cock gobbling pimple throbbing mumble bitch
Unappealing like popping a zit
Oh shit 
This is a flex track and it's time to fucking spit
Not a sonnet epic poem ballad or a limerick
And not something the dentist says to me after I swallow shit
Spit in the face of adversity
I meant advisory
I don't care if a parent whips their kids heiny
For buying this
I mean streaming this
I ain't get a fucking cent
Not a dollar nickel dime or toonie
Too loco and way too loonie
Word to Eminem
Ha ha sue me

Sue sylvester in my wrestling corner
It's a hollywood game night
when I rip mic's and I start fights
Brings me glee to incite
A riot f*ck going on another diet
I just tell the voices in my head to be quiet
Am I teddy daniels or andrew ladeiss
Whichever one makes you people buy my latest
I wanna be debated and even hated 
Constantly opinionated
Have I been fated to the greatest or simply just a mistake
Is the constant stream of lyrics and bass lines for everyone only
Or is everything I'm saying soon to be gone like shomi
I would rather throw me
Off the roof of a fucking tower
Then be forced to keep my mouth shut and just cower
These punk fucks and pussies been getting pushy
Trying to cover up their thoughts so they so bushy
Word to yeezy you cant tell me nothin
F*ck you up worse then coby's car concussion
Yeah I'm giving real facts thats something
Tablecloth glued down, this table nothings fucking off it
So if you wanna hear me talk about getting fucking lit
The OJ simpson of rap watch me acquit
Then go drive off a bridge just quit
I ain't here to make jokes dawg this is it
This my fucking life my family friends my balls
Putting everything on the line ain't taking no more calls
To all my extended family I know that you'll be mad at me
For spewing this profanity and causing calamity
You don't got to be a fan of me
That's the bottom line I said my piece
I'm a full fledged rapper now alright kapesh
Done with this beat baby girl can you massage my feet
I'm drinking a pina colada and smoking that hashish
Until I get back in the fucking lab
And begin picking off all these scabs
You goddamn right I'm mad
Are you glad

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