Valentine's Day

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The mailman puked 96 times today
Because of the sickening perfumed letters
I pray to god he's got something nice for me
But those bills
And those letterbombs
Don't make my life too much better
It's Valentine's Day
Days, weeks, months and years go by as I'm waiting
For a mix of all those beautiful women, I think of when I'm masturbating
But those chicks can't seem to see
That they all were made for me
My smell, pimples, boils, blotches, braces, glasses and hunchback don't really keep me from dating, do they
Echo through my hopeless head
They all want me, want me dead
I'll never score, let alone a home run
Now I'm searching for a gun
Do they expect me to make a few moves too
I don't have the guts
Why can't they just come running to me
Millions of happy couples 'round me and I've got no one to do
It feels so fuckin' lonely on this Valentine's Day

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