Houseplant

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I've got a houseplant and it's still alive
Don't know why cos every other month it nearly fucking dies
Water it the minimum amount so it can just survive
I'm a cruel god their revenge would be justified
I get bad dreams
Cos I'm a bad plant daddy
All these honeysuckle motherfuckers get mad at me
Vines at my window snake into my house
Grip round my neck trying to choke me out and a voice says
Human
We know what you've done
I wake up next day with a taste in my mouth
A crack in the window and a seedling of doubt
But I shrug it off
Shrug it out stop bugging out
Water my plant just in case, watch it glug it down
Uh
Guilt building up inside of me
Taking root like the seed of a tree
F*ck me
Feel sick, heads hotting up like a boiler
Bathroom, vomit up soil in the toilet
Oh shit
What's this?
Over the next few weeks see my skin turn green and misty
Wondering whats going on then it hits me
That chlorophyll horror film, they did this to me
Making me reverse roles and repeat history
Slow process metamorphosis
Turn from a meat man to a greengrocer's
Sucking up minimal moisture like a vampire
No-one's around to water me
And I got no shoes cos my feet turned to roots so they don't fit
My fingers crack like dry twigs
Sticky sap tears stick to my eyelids
Feel sick, I'm so sorry that I did this
So thirsty, so twitchy
My skin's like bark and it's itchy
No moisture, no sunlight
Kill me please I beg you tonight

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