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Agent 23.5 is a hip-hop artist known for his high-energy performances and positive, empowering lyrics. He is recognized for his ability to connect with both children and adults through his music, which combines elements of funk, rock, and reggae. Agent 23.5's music often carries messages of self-acceptance, inclusivity, and the importance of having fun. more »

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Chicito Chef cooking lyrics, y'all are getting fucking catered
I make craters in mother earth with nothing but some paper
Conscript them haters, make some taters, who the f*ck even likes capers
Little shit tasting peas, the f*ck they made of

Lemon chicken having ass garbage salty piece of shits
I'd rather eat my own ass then have a single bitch
Are they supposed to be soft, or they supposed to be crisp
Wouldn't make a cent if I had to eat em to be rich
They fucking suck
They can't match a single dish
I want some duck
Without the taste of some trashy dick
Just my luck
I have to deal with this shit
Come on, are you serious? We have to tolerate drinking piss

I can't be the only one in the world with the distaste
Nothing but a disgrace
Can you relate
They fake, useless, I'll tell you what the truth is
My ma had one so ruthless, she wound and ended up toothless

Okay I'm sorry I had to rant about a flower
I like food, but not when it tastes both salty and sour
It doesn't make sense, I researched and spent an hour
Scouring the flower. typed the word hate, they cut the power

Jumped in the front door like an FBI search
Crucifying me like I said the n word
Pinned me on the ground while I finished up this verse
They said stop resisting, if you don't, I'll make it worse

I struggle and I fight for the last of my life
Kick the fucking goons off, slap the jar with a quick right
I take flight, leaving my house with the dustmites
Now I'm being chased by some choch with some cop lights

He runs my chubby stubby ass over with the front wheels
The breaks squeal, Ass clapped like a seal
He reaches in his pants and takes out a 9 mil
And asks, are you ready for your last meal

I'm barely breathing, no air for speaking
But my bald ass head shines a light like a motherfucking beacon
The grand deacon came from heaven and he starts preaching
Capers don't belong on this earth, the Man himself decreed it

The man is stunned, blustered, I yell yeah, you fucking nerd
You just got your just desserts, Jesus said you're the fucking worst
Deacon yells His commands are first
And he wills thee to die from your caper loving weak ass
Heart to burst

The man falls dead on the ground, the cops come down and surround me 
The deacon goes to crown me, but around me, the cops begin to crowd me 
The deacon's gone and I'm the only one that's left there by the body
 
The jar fell out the man's hand, lands on my brand kicks
Cop has a spoonful brandished, and crams it
Into my mouth and Now I think about how I HATE
Fucking Capers on my sandwich

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