Cracker-In-Chief

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Sideways Skullfinger

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I'm gonna be your cracker-in-chief
President of the New Confederacy
We're gonna teach the world a lesson on the meaning of true liberty
We done cast off the shackles of Northern tyranny
Now we're free, free as a bird

Naw, ain't gonna be no genocide
We're Christian folks, we're civilized
We're giving 'em one whole year to relocate
Then if they still be hanging around
Well, sure as scat stinks, they'll be found
And given a one-way ticket out of state

We're gonna build a wall to protect our border
Arm our men to preserve law and order
Investing in our national security
We'll make trade deals on our terms
Keep out Oriental germs
And defend our God-given right to racial purity

See, we don't need no slaves no more
We got robots to do them chores 
We paint 'em all dark brown out of a sense of nostalgia
They be cooking, cleaning, picking crops
Running errands at the grocery shop
Dressed up like Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima

Just 'cause we ain't equal, don't mean we can't be separate
Therein lies the nature of what it means to be Confederate
Our history, our heritage, our lives, our legacy
Southern, White and Christian: The New Confederacy

I'm gonna be your cracker-in-chief
President of the New Confederacy
A place where man and machine live together in harmony
We done shed the brutal bonds of human slavery
Now we're free, free, free

Free from the Black lives that matter
Free from the Jews
Free from the Chinese
And those uppity Hindus
Free from the communists
And the homosexuals (Too)
Free, free as a bird

Now as for women's rights
Well, they're bound to put up a fight
But they keep arguing amongst each other every ding dong day
Of course the longer that their discord lasts
The longer we might take a pass
On listening to whatever it is they have to say

An eighth grade education is all a white man needs
Eight years of firearms training to ensure that he succeeds
Graduates swear an oath in which we duly agree
To live, love, breed and die in the New Confederacy

I'm gonna be your cracker-in-chief
President of the New Confederacy
Where every man, woman and child is a member of the aristocracy
We done loosed the heavy chains of liberal hypocrisy
We're free, free, free

Free from the so-called "chosen people"
Free from FAKE NEWS
Free from the Arabs
And the LGBTQs
Free from the atheists
And the pedophiles too
Free, free, free

Free from abortion clinics
Free from Kung Flu
Free from the Latinxs
And their sanctuary city blues
Free from the feminists
And the Klu Klux Karens too
Free, free, free
Free as a bird

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