To My Unborn Children

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Sanjy Wanjy

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To my unborn children
You're welcome
I know, your dad is a real one
I won't ever f*ck a woman without protection, for real
I won't ever f*ck a woman without a seal
I won't ever trust the morning after pill
And if by chance she's pregnant
I hope she has you killed
Cos I won't be fucking thrilled

Especially with my actions
Especially with my head
I hope we never wake you from the dead

Cos I would raise kids like they were fucking toys fam
Speaking of, when I was young, I saw me a toy pram
I really fucking wanted it, but I was a boy fam
And I know if I had a lad, I'd make the same mistake

And if I had me a girl
Well, f*ck, that would be the end of the world
Cos I don't have the smarts, I'm not well-equipped
I'm just a man who doesn't know shit

It really don't make sense to me
Cos I know they'll go to therapy
and say
'My dad is fucking dead to me'

(So I'll save 'em the trouble)

I think I'll get vesectomie'd (That is a word, right?)

To my unborn children
You're welcome
I know, your dad is a real one
I won't ever f*ck a woman without protection, for real
I won't ever f*ck a woman without a seal
I won't ever trust the morning after pill
And if by chance she's pregnant
I hope she has you killed
Cos I won't be fucking thrilled

I can't help it, I'm long-sighted
I'm sure they'll love until they're nine
Then, I'll just be that fucking guy
Who used to tuck them in at night

I can't help it, I'm long-sighted
I think of birth; I think of dying
I see my death bed, my kids beside it
And I can't bear to see my babies crying

So I've decided, I'm sterilising
Who really cares about the family line when
I can't help but agree with Khalyla
(I can't help but agree with Khalyla)

I don't want them suiciding
Asking what their place in life is
To be or not to be? Don't worry I've decided
And you'll never get to read that Hamlet line

To my unborn children
You're welcome
I know, your dad is a real one
I won't ever f*ck a woman without protection, for real
I won't ever f*ck a woman without a seal
I won't ever trust the morning after pill
And if by chance she's pregnant
I hope she has you killed
Cos I won't be fucking thrilled
I can't help it, I'm long-sighted
I think of birth; I think of dying
I see my death bed, my kids beside it
And I can't bear to see my babies crying

So I've decided, I'm sterilising
Who really cares about the family line when
I can't help but agree with Khalyla

And you'll never get to read that Hamlet line

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