Unsolving the Ridde of Love

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I take one step forward
And two steps back
One foot's in the door
The other foot's in my ass crack
I'm fit to be fiddling 
Stuck in the middle
Unsolving the riddle of love

I'll beg your pardon
But I'm hardly a Lothario
Spanking my monkey's 
My primary form of Cardio
I'm stuck in the middle
I'm fucked just a little
Unsolving the riddle of love

I'm not just a one-hit-wonder
I bounce back from blunt to blunder
I'm stuck in the middle 
I'm fucked just a little
Unsolving the riddle of love

She had tattooed eyeballs
And saltwater boobs
And, I found out the hard way
Pierced Fallopian tubes
I'm stuck in the middle 
I'm fucked just a little
Unsolving the riddle of love

I raise my eyebrows 
And lower my expectations
I make the best of a tricky situation 
I'm stuck in the middle 
I'm fucked just a little
Unsolving the riddle of love

I'm a functional illiterate 
A privileged village idiot
Chomping at the bit to tell you 
How much I don't give a shit
I'm stuck in the middle of it
Fucked just a little
Unsolving the riddle of love

And leading conversations
Sometimes 
Lead to fucked up situations
Sometimes
I'm stuck in the middle 
I'm fucked just a little
Unsolving the riddle of love

I float like a butterfly
And sting like gonorrhea 
I'm a posthumous opossum 
And an onomatopoeia 
Whatever that means

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