Cousin Lovin'

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Chris Haines the King of Spain

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They say it ain't good for the gene pool
But I hear she's twice removed
I'm told it rhymes with "be best" (It don't)
But that's a word I'd never use
Unless I'm down south in Kentucky
Or sweet home Alabama
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All your porno searches say you wanna try
Cousiin lovin' rhymes with cousin fuckin'

They say it ain't good for the gene pool
They also say the world is round
But they locked up Galileo
And the pope is like Jesus on the ground
Cousin lovin' rhymes with cousin fuckin

They say it ain't good for the gene pool
So baby I ain't gonna lie
I think we should use a condom
When we're south of the Mason Dixon Line
Cousin lovin' rhymes with cousin fuckin'

Well there's a shit ton of presidents that fucked their cousins
Including John Adams Franklin Delano Roosevelt and John Kerry (well that's an almost)
Albert Einstein and speaking of musical geniuses Igor Stravinsky Jerry Lee Lewis and Johann Sebastian Bach
I love Skid Row
And let's not forget the actor Kevin Bacon
I met him once in an elevator in California
And told him I really enjoyed his work in Dirty Dancing and Ghost
But he didn't think that was very funny

They say it ain't good for the gene pool

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