Christmastime (In Hell)

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Tennis elbow, also known as lateral epicondylitis or enthesopathy of the extensor carpi radialis origin, is an enthesopathy (attachment point disease) of the origin of the extensor carpi radialis brevis on the lateral epicondyle. The outer part of the elbow becomes painful and tender. The pain may also extend into the back of the forearm. Onset of symptoms is generally gradual although they can seem sudden and be misinterpreted as an injury. Golfer's elbow is a similar condition that affects the inside of the elbow.Enthesopathies are idiopathic, meaning science has not yet determined the cause. Enthesopathies are most common in middle age (ages 35 to 60).It is often stated that the condition is caused by excessive use of the muscles of the back of the forearm… more »


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Those yuletide choruses
Are how Crosby paid his mortgages
What a bummer this new normal is
Watching Live From Home performances
There’s no time to lighten our pines
We’re alone always biding our time
Losing our minds, reciting our lines
“The mask goes over the nose”
It’s that magical time of year
Where candy canes and sugar plums
Numb all your fears
We’re together through all of this
Though half of the family
Is exiled due to politics
Yeah, it’s Christmastime
Well, it’s Christmastime in Hell
I want to get off this burning rock
And fall under the spell of hanging
Up a great big novelty sock
Joyfully along the fireplace
I’ll meet you at the fiery lake
Come and celebrate Christmas in
The ninth circle of Hell with me
Bezos bought his hundredth mansion
The marginalized being held for ransom
Banned protesting, next comes dancing
Save us Saint Bacon and Nicholas
Rudolph won't run he sprained his ankle
No music by Handel, no garland on mantles
The mistletoe’s canceled, the jingle won’t jangle
And no more pandemic stimulus
We’re together through all of this
Though half of the family is exiled due to politics
Satan don’t rule the Democrats, Grandma
The left is only ruled by their own incompetence
Well, it's Christmastime
Well, it’s Christmastime in Hell
I want to get off this burning rock
And fall under the spell of hanging
Up a great big novelty sock
Joyfully along the fireplace
I’ll meet you at the fiery lake
Come and celebrate Christmas in
The ninth circle of Hell with me
Well, it’s Christmastime in Hell
I want to get off this burning rock
And fall under the spell of hanging
Up a great big novelty sock
Joyfully along the fireplace
I’ll meet you at the fiery lake
Come and celebrate Christmas in
The first, second, third, and forth
Fifth, sixth, seventh, and eighth
And ninth circle of Hell with me

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Written by: Andrew Wentz

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