Christmastime (In Hell)
Tennis Elbow
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Those yuletide choruses Are how Crosby paid his mortgages What a bummer this new normal is Watching Live From Home performances There’s no time to lighten our pines We’re alone always biding our time Losing our minds, reciting our lines “The mask goes over the nose” It’s that magical time of year Where candy canes and sugar plums Numb all your fears We’re together through all of this Though half of the family Is exiled due to politics Yeah, it’s Christmastime Well, it’s Christmastime in Hell I want to get off this burning rock And fall under the spell of hanging Up a great big novelty sock Joyfully along the fireplace I’ll meet you at the fiery lake Come and celebrate Christmas in The ninth circle of Hell with me Bezos bought his hundredth mansion The marginalized being held for ransom Banned protesting, next comes dancing Save us Saint Bacon and Nicholas Rudolph won't run he sprained his ankle No music by Handel, no garland on mantles The mistletoe’s canceled, the jingle won’t jangle And no more pandemic stimulus We’re together through all of this Though half of the family is exiled due to politics Satan don’t rule the Democrats, Grandma The left is only ruled by their own incompetence Well, it's Christmastime Well, it’s Christmastime in Hell I want to get off this burning rock And fall under the spell of hanging Up a great big novelty sock Joyfully along the fireplace I’ll meet you at the fiery lake Come and celebrate Christmas in The ninth circle of Hell with me Well, it’s Christmastime in Hell I want to get off this burning rock And fall under the spell of hanging Up a great big novelty sock Joyfully along the fireplace I’ll meet you at the fiery lake Come and celebrate Christmas in The first, second, third, and forth Fifth, sixth, seventh, and eighth And ninth circle of Hell with me
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