On the John
Fastigar & Seejaye Mitchie
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John the nurse-hear his story in every verse This ain't a regular guy; I swear he ain't from Earth He got scrubs on, and a goofy smile Follow him around-can tell he been here a while This guy is never down (No way)-always givin' his best No undershirt on-got a little hair on his chest He sucked at physics (Ooh) at the School of Mines One too many beers (Don't do it)-he never made it on time But turned his life around-an' got a nursing degree Work in a hospital with almost all o' his family (Yeah!) Work has its dull days; it can be slow as molasses But work with John, boy-your day just became fantastic He tries to tell a joke-tell me some more! All this laughin', man, it's got your abs a-feelin' too sore Where did he go? (Where did he go?) He been gone for a minute He's in his second office (Flush!)-you know he's in it! John! John! John! John! John! John! Go crazy! John! John! John! John! John! Wipe that booty, baby! Woo! Morning coffee-go Vikings! Bring on thunder and lightning! Here's Johnny! (Yeah!) Where? He's on the John! Workin' in this place twelve hours a day End of shift comes-time to get away (Yeah) Headed back home to a town of a few In the mornin' work again-bring positive attitude You'd think he's famous from back in 2018 You'll find his face on the cover of an old magazine It's not Forbes, Times, or anything of wealth But if he'd hit the gym he'd be the face of Men's Health (Oh, yeah) Smellin' fresh (Ah!), sometimes jus' like a candle But, man, some days this man a little too much to handle If you met him like I did you'd write a song about him too You better watch out-he'll play a prank on you! (Uh-huh!) When things gettin' rough-pandemic on the way Jump right in an' follow him 'cause John saves the day! Who's that man? Oh, you know, he's just John the nurse Livin' an' breathin', baby, doin' God's work! John! John! John! John! John! John! Go crazy! John! John! John! John! John! Wipe that booty, baby! Woo! Morning coffee-go Vikings! Bring on thunder and lightning! Here's Johnny! He's on the John! He got 'em laughin', he got 'em cryin' He got everybody in this place a-dyin' In a good way, like, not actually dyin' Just, like, dyin' of laughter So put them goggles on-glove up and get dirty His wife works with him-he may get a little flirty I swear he's in love with The Price Is Right He been on the show; he even won a couch-he's dynamite! (Yeah!) John! John! John! John! John! John! Go crazy! John! John! John! John! John! Wipe that booty, baby! Woo! Morning coffee-go Vikings! Bring on thunder and lightning! Here's Johnny! (Yeah!) He's on the John! Go Johnny! (Go John!) Go Johnny! (Go John!) Go Johnny! (Yeah, yeah, go John!) Go Johnny! (Go John!) Go Johnny! (Go John!) Yeah! Woo! Woo! Woo! Morning coffee-go Vikings! Bring on thunder and lightning! Here's Johnny! (He's on the John!) (Yeah!) He's on the John!
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Written by: Adam Kastigar, Cameron Jarvis
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