F.A.R.T. (Find A Real Track)

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Nathan B

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All my friends are immature
We make fart noises
(Fart noises)
When I sit my bottom down
I make fart noises
(Fart noises)
When I cover up a fart
I make cough noises
(Fart noises)
When I'm doing something wrong
I make fart noises
(Fart noise)

People always tell me
Act your age I am
I'm a thirty-one-year-old
Grown man, damn
Got a mortgage on my name
And a full-time job
My health kind of sucks
And I got a dad bod
My stocks are looking grim
My retirement is stark
I got money on my mind
But my mind is on farts
If that's not proof
I don't even want to see it
Fart noise onomatopoeia
Fart
Yeah, yeah, farts are funny
Don't deny it
Insert joke here if you deny it
You supplied it
Don't be ashamed
Need to fart? be my guest
Better make the house quake
I want to feel it in my chest 
Let er rip that ass
Rip that ass tasty
Run for the door
When I yell safety
If it don't hit my nose
Like an A-bomb
I'm a beat it back in you
Should've yelled door knob

All my friends are immature
We make fart noises
(Fart noises)
When I sit my bottom down
I make fart noises
(Fart noises)
When I cover up a fart
I make cough noises
(Fart noises)
When I'm doing something wrong
I make fart noises
(Fart noise)

Ladies let it
Rip
My momma always told me women
Don't fart, they piff
Some poot or toot or whiff
But never gas
The world is the stage
Gas clap that ass
No matter how you pass
There's no difference
In your car at the house
What's your preference
In front of your man
An intestine medley
Clinch your butt tight
Make it silent but deadly
Stench up my nose
It's for the boys
I'll play along too
With my own fart noise
My friends understand
We all got booties
I'll gas the couch
Playing call of duty
Uh oh duty calls
Now get out my way
That fart was a honk
Off the poop highway
Hung huh
Hung hung yeah
Much better now my stomach
Doesn't hurt as bad

All my friends are immature
We make fart noises
(Fart noises)
When I sit my bottom down
I make fart noises
(Fart noises)
When I cover up a fart
I make cough noises
(Fart noises)
When I'm doing something wrong
I make fart noises
(Fart noise)

If you farted while traveling at the speed of sound
Would you smell it before you heard it?
What do you call a dinosaur fart?
A blast from the past
Why doesn't Chuck Norris Fart?
Because nothing escapes Chuck Norris
Did you just fart?
Because you blew me away
How do you say fart in German?
Far-from-poopin
I hope you didn't pay for this song
Because it stinks for real
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the chicken next to her farted

All my friends are immature
We make fart noises
(Fart noises)
When I sit my bottom down
I make fart noises
(Fart noises)
When I cover up a fart
I make cough noises
(Fart noises)
When I'm doing something wrong
I make fart noises
(Fart noise)
All my friends are immature
We make fart noises
(Fart noises)
When I sit my bottom down
I make fart noises
(Fart noises)
When I cover up a fart
I make cough noises
(Fart noises)
When I'm doing something wrong
I make fart noises
(Fart noise)

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