El Dondo's Skit

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Yodael G

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Are u this idiot in the Studio
GOD WHY
Does your Mixing engineer frustrate you
WHERE'S MY CLARITY I NEED CLARITY
Do you ever feel like your needs are not being met
I JUST WANT THINGS
TO BE HOW I WANT THEM
Well worry not
Because those will be the last words
You ever utter
At our studio sessions
You will never ever think to say such things
Call the number 630 sike Nigga
That's 630 sike Nigga
And make your reservation today
But wait if you make a phone call right now
We'll even throw in an extra bonus
By doing a two for one deal
Just come on down
To EL DONDO's
Mixing and Mastering station
And look for this
Hideous little guy with pink hair
DIMITRI
See our philosophy stems from
You get what you give you reap what you sow
Call it what you will
But our deals are guaranteed to hook you in
That's right folks
Our Architects specialize
By giving you the right price you deserve
From Soundcloud Rapper to Industry Standard
Depending on the feel you're going for of course
But don't get upset
If the quality isn't what you looking for
You pay us less you get less
Look, me and my Illyrians Associates
Are guaranteed to be as lenient
As we possibly can for first time clients
I believe this is where I'm s'posed to be
That's right pretty boy it better be where it's...
Oooh sorry
Look, Just don't screw with us
And we won't screw wit yo Vocals
Or else we gon make you say
Some foul things, Believe it
Ya see i just graduated high school
As I lay in bed
Looking around at the
Blank white butt
Above me i start thinking
Wow
This is so weird because what's next
EL DONDO'S mixing & mastering station
Is not responsible for any legal disagreements
One might eventually get into
For more coupons and more bonus deals
Call the same phone number
Thru 101 3hree point 5ive
That's the same number
Thru 101 3hree point 5ive

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