The Green Grocer Song

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Croydon Tourist Office

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Oranges apples oranges
Oranges apples oranges
Oranges apples oranges
Oranges apples oranges

Squeeze those watermelons mister
Be careful
And make sure they're fresh
Of papercuts

Be careful
Knock them twice
Of primroses
With you knuckles

And listen for 
Be careful
The hollow sound
Of sharp edges

A bag to put it in
Put it in a bag

Shake them

Oranges apples oranges
Oranges apples oranges
Oranges apples oranges
Oranges apples oranges

Be careful
Of the darkness
Can you hear the pips

Be careful
Of the badges

Rattling away there
Be careful
Like a phlegmy cough
Of the badgers

A bag to put it in
Put it in a bag
Examine those strawberries awfully careful there Mrs Cooper

A bag to put it in
Put it in a bag
You don't want bruises on your apples now do you

A bag to put it in
Put it in a bag
Windfall is the hardest and cruellest fall of all

Interspersed succulent interspersed 
Interspersed succulent interspersed 

Be careful 
Kiwi fruit
Of pomegranates 

Put the chainsaw down father no
Be careful of Rupert the bear
No father
Put the chainsaw down
Be careful
No
Of milking it
Punnets 60 pence a pound

Oranges apples oranges
Oranges apples oranges
Oranges apples oranges
Oranges apples oranges

Be careful
Of Devon County cricket club

And where do you think you're going with those kiwi fruits madame

A bag to put it in
Put it in a bag

My uncle looks
From some angles
Like a cauliflower

A bag to put it in
Put it in a bag

Somebody's dropped a Brussel sprout in aisle number two

A bag to put it in
Put it in a bag

It's rolled under the refrigerating unit

A bag to put it in
Put it in a bag

Can you hear the pips

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