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It's high time you get to know your vegetables
Know them well, they'll treat you right when your meat lets you down
They will be there, they will be there, they will be there!
Shiny and bright! Lookin' good! Whereas your...

Uptight meat is full of anguish
Clinging fast, fast on bones
The last defiance before surrender: you'll have to pull hard
Get your teeth in it and pull!

Easy going in the garden. Just add water: here they come!
To the surface and the sunlight: gifts right from earth to you
No! They're not cold cuts! You'll have to rinse them
Still safer though than head cheese ever was...

Uptight meat for dinner again, get it out of the freezer!
It's a pleasant thing very peaceful, to be alone with that cold silent beef!
(Silent beef, holy beef)

The vegetables are rolling over
A dance they do on your cutting board
Slice 'em up or eat 'em whole
See how many you can put in your mouth
Or stuff a bunch up your shirt
I wouldn't try that with a live cow!

Uptight meat in your grocers freezer
How log's it been there?
No one knows
The USDA has approved it
So it should retain it's color, until you get it home

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