Christmas With Carol
Hoyt Van Tanner
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It was Christmas in Kentucky when my Grand Am broke down Caught fire and threw a rod through the block I was miles from nowhere if nowhere was lost Saw a light in the distance so I went for a walk Met Carol in the car lot but there were no cars around I asked for a phone I could use It was cold as the dickens when she led me inside And introduced me to the silent night crew It was a makeshift nativity with full frontal nudity At the only place open in town Spent Christmas with Carol and the rest of the gals At the Expose Cabaret in Monkeys Eyebrow Glitter and Garland brought wassail and cake The not so virgin Mary brought wine Holly sang "What Child Is This" by the fire Of flaming shots and cigarette embers all night Mrs. Clause came a calling around 5am She spoke with slurred southern drawl Said good girls get presents but as for all y'all Here's gas stations finest five dollar scratch offs It was a make shift nativity with full frontal nudity At the only place open in town Spent Christmas with Carol and the rest of the gals At the Expose Cabaret in Monkeys Eyebrow Now it's Christmas in Texas one year down the road And my wife's throwing seasonal plates Cause a Christmas card covered in glitter just came And it's signed with red lipstick in five different shades It said Fa La La La La La good tidings in the raw From the only place open in town Merry Christmas from Carol and the rest of the gals At the Expose Cabaret in Monkeys Eyebrow Fa La La La La La good tidings to you all From the only place open in town Merry Christmas from Carol and the rest of the gals At the Expose Cabaret in Monkeys Eyebrow
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