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Bredd Phox

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If the scope don't fail me, your death won't be in vain
I promise ima enunciate you'll get what I'm sayin
This where I throw in a bar bout batman vs Bain 
Or some other rapper flexing how they belt is Hermes

But they aint paying me yet  
And if they did I wouldn't qualify 
Cuz I be raising techs
Feed em Gerber, reading lullabys
At the mall on Santa lap
Til they get about 9
Old enough to play alone 
And make your head a stop sign

She said "who you go with?", bitch, I go wit the flow
On vacation making friends with no-one that I know
Left the beach with 3 hoes 
Now its a party of four
You aint even like the pic, what you hearting it for?

Bronnie boutta come and cop the P, I'm in here playing rocket league
Outta town looking around, a nigga gotta stop and read
She Nonchalantly Toppin me until I gotta cop the plea
Take 2 quarters make 4 come back, that's how you shock the team

Sitting perpendicular in a vehicle from blade runner
Pulled up at the light, shorty parallel was saying somethin
Ok lets change the subject to what I'm tucking like Justin
I'm walking wit a wizards wand like I enchant puppets

Hand me an 8, ima make a grand in public
Such a stinky breath on this loud, damn I love it
Mentally I'm sandwich in-between save spend or budget 
It feel like tokens at chuck cheese when I was a youngin

Working at checkers before my promotion to Dunkin
Now we Tip 100% just to sit at the function
Mixing cocktails in the basement of your bitch apartment 
Ima take care of this pussy while you fix them warrants 

Its a shame, Yal niggas are horrible at crime
Posting traps on snap is cap and that's all fine
Tiny morsels account for success, words of advice 
Register for a gun its legal to protect your life

Shorty just popped a perc, countdown til her mouth is dry
She afraid of heights, well my cock is a mountain slide
I was about to ride, them gas prices super awesome
Lyrically you impress yourself, but physically you lost us

I was about say something important before you cut me off
My style Isopropyl like alcohol it be rubbing off
You know what's wrong, that's my landlord on my sofa
Times tough, evicted himself over Corona

Call yourself a soldier, I call you whatever I want 
Thinkin backwards in riddles tryna be clever as son
Invested stake in the beef for whenever its done
Ima thumb breaker, f*ck your stats in 7 up

Turn that beat up, ima write right quick
Chillin wit a model, body/face,  9 /10
Candles in her crib I aint seen just yet
And a Shout out to her man cuz he just left

Yeah boy, I'm on my nightly shit
Ima 80s baby but money 96
Paid my NRA dues, hope them niggas fly me in
Nigga 8th is 45, you don't know it might be shit

Proverbial, That mean that shit old
I'm job with the losses, My getback 10 fold
A nigga still owed, went to the devil and sold
I showed up at the séance shootin spirits and souls

My bullet wounds got itchy I had to pick the scabs
Acid tabs, lean, eyedropper, shatters  and dabs
Shorted shorty half the gram, she said she bad at the math
My bitch stopped mid laugh, she had a flash from the past

Damn baby, somebody robbed you too
My left foot aint heal right so that's my problem shoe
Entangled with the bank, I'm involved with loot
Extendo growth spurt, its almost tall as you

Lemme call my group and see how the OPs is moving 
Cuz car still Rollin but I swear we stopped shooting
Busting with birds, all you see is the Glock plumage 
They said water down the bars like its better for My consumer

Watch me now, I'm bout to wobble then electric slide
I'm at the function wit ya family, Grammy let me get inside
Petty over my 5$, ill hit yo crib guy
Used to sell clean shirts, now we invest in neck ties

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