Merry Klorine Christmas
Klorine Lads
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Now, it ain't snowing where I'm living, but I still ice out my wrist 'Cause it's December 25th, that means we celebrating Christmas Even if you're not a Christian, even if you're not religious We'll be dealing out the presents and enjoying Christmas dinner So I wish you happy holidays with this song that we just made And we eating candy canes 'cause it's the son of God's birthday The Christmas tree we decorate, chilling by the fireplace Happy Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever you celebrate Yeah that's right it's fucking Christmas, and I'm chilling with the missus And she thinks my dick's a candy cane, 'cause it's only 3 inches But she still sucking on it and she tells me it's delicious I tell her to go all the way 'cause my nut is nutritious I give the bitch my dick, yeah, that's what I call Christmas charity The way shawty be moaning, it sounds like she Christmas caroling I'm feeling like the Three Wise Men, yeah, that's the post-nut clarity And after that I had one query Want a Sprite Cranberry? I say like 10 hail Marys, then I'm taking her virginity I never say the N word, that's because of my ethnicity Me, Lil Edge, and anime, call that the holy trinity I'm breaking out the presents 'cause it's time for the festivities I'm not gay, I'm homiesexual Traps they are incredible I don't need a car 'cause Santa got me a new bicycle I only got like 50 cents Spent all my money on presents Ain't only decorations hanging, if I'm still alone by then It's snowing out the window, kinda chilly 'cause the wind blows But we give you the best wishes from Lil Edgy and Indigo Kinda pissed because I almost got ran over on my way home Yeah the bitch mistook me for a snowman because of my skin tone Now, it ain't snowing where I'm living, but I still ice out my wrist 'Cause it's December 25th, that means we celebrating Christmas Even if you're not a Christian, even if you're not religious We'll be dealing out the presents and enjoying Christmas dinner So I wish you happy holidays with this song that we just made And we eating candy canes 'cause it's the son of God's birthday The Christmas tree we decorate, chilling by the fireplace Happy Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever you celebrate
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Written by: Edvard Kristoffersen, Thibo Voorhaen
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