Merry Klorine Christmas

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Now, it ain't snowing where I'm living, but I still ice out my wrist
'Cause it's December 25th, that means we celebrating Christmas
Even if you're not a Christian, even if you're not religious
We'll be dealing out the presents and enjoying Christmas dinner
So I wish you happy holidays with this song that we just made
And we eating candy canes 'cause it's the son of God's birthday
The Christmas tree we decorate, chilling by the fireplace
Happy Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever you celebrate

Yeah that's right it's fucking Christmas, and I'm chilling with the missus
And she thinks my dick's a candy cane, 'cause it's only 3 inches
But she still sucking on it and she tells me it's delicious
I tell her to go all the way 'cause my nut is nutritious
I give the bitch my dick, yeah, that's what I call Christmas charity
The way shawty be moaning, it sounds like she Christmas caroling
I'm feeling like the Three Wise Men, yeah, that's the post-nut clarity
And after that I had one query
Want a Sprite Cranberry?

I say like 10 hail Marys, then I'm taking her virginity
I never say the N word, that's because of my ethnicity
Me, Lil Edge, and anime, call that the holy trinity
I'm breaking out the presents 'cause it's time for the festivities
I'm not gay, I'm homiesexual
Traps they are incredible
I don't need a car 'cause Santa got me a new bicycle
I only got like 50 cents
Spent all my money on presents    
Ain't only decorations hanging, if I'm still alone by then

It's snowing out the window, kinda chilly 'cause the wind blows
But we give you the best wishes from Lil Edgy and Indigo
Kinda pissed because I almost got ran over on my way home
Yeah the bitch mistook me for a snowman because of my skin tone

Now, it ain't snowing where I'm living, but I still ice out my wrist
'Cause it's December 25th, that means we celebrating Christmas
Even if you're not a Christian, even if you're not religious
We'll be dealing out the presents and enjoying Christmas dinner
So I wish you happy holidays with this song that we just made
And we eating candy canes 'cause it's the son of God's birthday
The Christmas tree we decorate, chilling by the fireplace
Happy Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever you celebrate

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Written by: Edvard Kristoffersen, Thibo Voorhaen

Lyrics © DistroKid

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