The Handkerchief Code

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Whoaoooo, whoawhoawhoaoooo, whoaoooo
If ya see a blue flag hangin' from my left pocket it means I'll f*ck all your holes
If an orange flag hangs down from my right pocket it means that anything goes
And that's called the handkerchief code

The boys out in Frisco town had a problem back in the day
There was no way to identify who was straight and who was a gay
It was hard to find an acceptable mate and to find out what they liked
It was hard to differentiate 'tween a queen and a spiky haired flute sound

Then one day an idea came that quickly changed the game
A nautical accordion sound saw a nautical flag and gay sex was never the same
Yeah the boys out in Frisco town took a tip from the sailors at sea
They'd hang a flag down from their ass to communicate secretively

If ya see a black flag hanging from my left pocket it means that I'll beat you up
If a red flag hangs down from my right pocket you can shove your fist up my butt
And that's called the handkerchief code

Now instead of shapes and instead of bars, colored hankies would duly report
If you liked to be ridden dry or if you like water sports
The pocket you chose would indicate if you bottom or you top
And the pocket you chose would indicate
If you're allowed to say stop

Oh the boys out in Frisco town were surely now in luck
The hanky code had made it clear just who was ready to f*ck
And if a blue flag hangs down from the left, your asshole was probably tight
But if that same flag hangs down from the right, your asshole won't put up a fight
No your asshole won't put up a fight

If ya see a gray flag hangin' from my left pocket, it means that I'll tie you up
If green flag hangs down from my right pocket, you can gladly pay me to f*ck
And that's called the handkerchief code.

If ya see a brown flag hangin' from my left pocket, it means you'll eat all my shit
If a yellow flag hangs from my right pocket, then I'll drink all of your piss
And that's called the handkerchief code

Whoaoooo, whoawhoawhoaoooo, whoaoooo

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