Isle of Lesbos
Captains of the Head
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It's a damn fucked life full of toil and strife We headmen undergo And it gets worse when the voyage is cursed And hard winds do blow We were homeward bound from the Arctic ground Aith a good ship, better than most But the ship went down when we ran aground On the Isle of Lesbos Ran aground in Old Lesbos, me boys Ran aground in Old Lesbos We were homeward bound but we ran aground On the Isle of Lesbos When we debarked, the night was dark And we all swam for land As the waves did breach we made the beach And rested on the sand As daylight came it became plain From signs along the coast No men're allowed upon the ground Of the Isle of Lesbos Not allowed in Old Lesbos, me boys Not allowed in Old Lesbos Oh they signs they said, there's no place for men On the Isle of Lesbos Three maidens came to inspect our gang In Subaru's they did ride With hair in their pits and bra-less tits For they had no use for guys Our first mate was quick with his pervy wit And asked if he could stand watch As we gazed upon their husky thighs That did frame a hairy crotch No razors in Old Lesbos, me boys No razors in Old Lesbos There's no urinals, just a bunch of girls On the Isle of Lesbos As they advanced, we stood no chance So prisoners we became We all did hope they'd take us home And punish us by gang bang But we were placed in a cage and tortured for days With nothing to do but cry As they all played golf, walked their dogs And ate out at the Y Can't get off in Old Lesbos, me boys Can't get off in Old Lesbos Let death come soon for we'll get no poon On the Isle of Lesbos We were starving to death while gazing at breasts And the days were so long We kept offering dick, but they'd take none of it Satisfied with strap-ons With death coming near, I let go'a fear And reflected on my life And the the last thing I saw was a big butch accordion sound Going down on her wife Going down in Old Lesbos, me boys Going down in Old Lesbos We ran aground now I'm six feet down On the Isle of Lesbos Ran aground in Old Lesbos, me boys Ran aground in Old Lesbos We were homeward bound but we ran aground On the Isle of Lesbos
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