Hedonism, Too

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Captains of the Head

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I said to my wife one day
Why don't we sail away
Take a trip on a cruise ship
And head the Caribbean's way

All the while I had plan
While in that tropic land
To swap my wife for the wife
Of a like minded man

Oh the Virgin Islands had to change their name
When I was through
I went to sea in search of fun and hedonism, too

So then we booked a cruise
I had nothing to lose
I was hoping for some strange
To chase away my blues

When we climbed aboard
The ship was loaded up with whores
I couldn't wait to cum
On Jamaican shores

All along the way
I was dropping subtle hints
I told my wife to drink more wine
And freely bare her tits

I asked if she recalled
Our sex life when we were young
Then I'd point at a dude's swimming trunks
And say "boy, he sure looks hung"

The Virgin Islands had to change their name
When I was through
I went to sea in search of fun and hedonism, too
One night at the hotel bar
I couldn't believe my luck
We met a sexy lady
Who was married to a cuck

I popped a few Viagra
A few Cialis too
And I ate dozen oysters
To fully get in the mood

That night we had a ball
I put my cock in every hole
But then 4 hours later
My cock still was quite swole

Now the doctor says "castration"
Should have stuck to masturbation
I finally got to swing
And broke my cock while on vacation

The Virgin Islands had to change their name
When I was through
I went to sea in search of fun and hedonism, too

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