A Sail of Two Titties: Director's Cut Remix

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Seven o'clock in the evening
And the stormy sea it shakes me
I'm slippin' and fallin'
On the deck as we sail the sea
And a voice yells "We're fucked, me lads" from the crow's nest
Then a midget climbs down and says to me
A lightning strike has hit the mast

Now I've got this dumb look on my face
Like what can I do
How could I been so stupid to sail in this awful storm
I didn't watch the sky
I was drinking too much wine
Now sails began to glow
And our mast next go

Here I am quickly trying to put out these flames
Searching for a bucket
To try to stop the blaze

But there was no fighting it
The sails were burned away
I looked around at the crew
I said we are fucked either way

Said how the f*ck we gonna get home
They said what's that down there
Sailor's now pay attention
But they'd spied a mermaid with a big brassiere
What. the. f*ck
Hurry up and get my scope
I said maybe that busty mermaid
Can lift up our hopes

I said mermaid, do you have a name
She said, everybody calls me Victoria
I think I can help you by loaning you my corset

For this bustier should catch the wind
And get you out of this jam
Run it up the rig and before long
You will sail again

The she reached out and tossed the bra
A Lane Bryant or a Maidenform
One thing is for certain
This mermaid had some big jibbooms

I tied it to a rope
And soon it was discovered
That left cup of the bra was larger than the other

Ran it up the mizzenmast
And tied the ropes off
Looked to the foremast like
What the f*ck is going on

I could hardly believe it
But the ship was sailing on
Next thing you know
Our clipper ship began it's journey home
I tried my best not to prematurely celebrate
But those big ol' tittles
Pert near made me ejaculate

I jumped up and said Victoria
Thanks for the bra
This will be our little secret

And she's like
That's cool, just please be sure to return it

We sailed for days and days
Until we reached our port
I said Lads, I figgered us for dead
The said f*ck yeah, that's for sure

The people onshore kept staring
At our incredible sails
These great big bazooms
That were catching a gale

We passed the no wake zone
Then into the Harbor
We delivered our cargo
Just under the wire

With a sail of two titties
With a sail of two titties
It's the sail of two titties
Damn, a sail of two titties

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