Act 1 Scene 2: The Audition
The Grand Wazoo
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Hola, commo stas Moui Bien This is the Central Scrutinizer Today is the date of the audition And now we see several people auditioning to be a part of the album Only a few people showed up, but they brought with them plenty of talent Oh, God, this is who showed up F*ck, okay, we'll try to make this quick I'll ask each and everyone of you to do a performance for me And I will judge if I can use you for the project or not Each one of you should tell me your name And why you think you should be on this album I'm Sonic the Hedgehog and I can't pay my rent Okay, very good, next Yo, I'm papa Franku, and I tried to take a shit earlier and instead of poop Hot boiling water came shooting out of my asshole That's never happened before, uhhhh I seen many things in this Omniverse and that's not one of them I think I should go see a doctor Thank you, Frank Next Hi, my name is Andy I hope to be on this album because I was hoping to make some new friends Perfect Okay, Andy, would you like to go first Who me Yes, you. Go ahead Okay Thank you, Andy Next I fuckin rap, my G Thanks, next! What I was just getting star Next Okay, uhh Yo, can you like, I dunno; get the f*ck on with it already We don't have all fuckin day Oh, I'm just warming up my vocal chords Cut the bullshit Sonic and just fucking do it Look, Frank has a point; we don't have all day We need you to audition so we can move on Wazoo and Frank is correct We need to move on Please, thank you very much B-but, Andy Please, thank you very much Yeah, bitch Okay, here goes nothing La prima, la prima, ta me ro Alright, Sonic; you made it You're in Wow I'm super stoked What about me and Andy Sorry guys, I can't use either of you for the album What It's okay, Frank, we can always audition for next year What matters is that we are still friends at the end of the day, right? To hell with that I want fame, notoriety, money, and bitches Just like Joji He was using your name to get places What I've seen this first hand This cocksucking pooper scooper Andy used my name and my talent to Tony, we're still in Act 1, what the f*ck are you doing What Read the fucking script I gave you, you're screwing everything up Don't I come in after the Oxmad Frosty the Snowman song in Act 2 We revised the script, Tony, besides; the Oxmad song was always in the first act You come in Act 3 Like always Oh Well, clearly, there's been a misunderstanding No shit Well uhhh, my bad Next time this happens, you better show me some fucking respect punk I'm international singing sensation Tony Clifton I played for big names; this is charity to me Who's paying you're rent, Tony Get the f*ck out of here Mwhaaaaaa Okay, Frank, as you were saying Me and Andy-boy over here have a fucking bitchen Christmas parody song We wanna sing And in addition, we brought along with us a big-ol Minstrel band with us to help us out Alright, Frank and Andy, show me what you got Oh, no
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