Act 2 Scene 3: The New Guy Shows Up

Follow 0 fans

The Grand Wazoo

The Grand Wazoo is a studio album by Frank Zappa and The Mothers, released in November 1972. It was written and recorded during Zappa's period of convalescence after being assaulted in December 1971 in London, UK. more »

2:47

1 View

 Become A Better Singer In Only 30 Days, With Easy Video Lessons!

What the f*ck did you do
You deleted our song
I deleted the original song but I sent Dick another one
Are you fucking kidding me

I had to make some last minute edits, I don't know
Shit

Come on, Wazoo, like, even Pink Guy makes sure his music is fully edited 
Before he sends it out and he's practically a fucking retard

Can somebody give me da pussy, please
What the hell
Where the f*ck did that come from?

Oh, he was in the minstrel band the whole time
It's funny I thought you guys would recognize him
I mean, since black face has been abolished by the Biden administration
instead of black face everyone in the band is in a black onzie
Aren't they cute

Now I'm the one starting to regret having you guys on the project in the first place
I knew this whole thing was a bad idea
Oh, and by the way; this here is Salamander Man
Nyesss
He plays a mean ass flute, don't you sport
Mnnnyyyyyyyyessssss
Ughhh, speaking of things I regret
Oh, God, now what
We have a new member of the band that's showing up...he should be here any second
What's his name
PPP
What
Who the f*ck is PPP

Some guy, he's pretty funny, but, he's pretty autistic and unhinged
I mean, he seems interested, but, I don't know

What is he known for

Oh, screaming matches, being a Bible guy, beefing with Dick, uhhh
One time, he got really drunk while streaming and gaped his asshole on camera

Is he like a pornstar or something
He's a 300 pound Bible thumper

And that's who you want on this project
God motherfucking damn

Hi, uhhh, is this a bad time

Oh, uhh, not at all
Hahaha, we're just messing around, we're a little rowdy, you know

Yeah, haha
We're all a bunch of Rowdy Fuckers and Cop Killers, right

No one's gonna get that reference
I don't why I even said that

So, uhhh, PPP
What's your favorite quote from the Bible

None in particular
Personally, I think the Bible is the standard for truth 
And that accepting Jesus Christ as you Lord and Savior is the way to go

Oh
PPP, would you like to sing for us
Oh, uhhh, what do you want me to sing
You said you were gonna audition

Oh, f*ck, yeah, I forgot
I'll uhhh, I'll warm up my vocal cords for a bit and I'll warm up

Are you bi-sexual
Yes
Not you
Me
No, just, forget it
I need a fucking drink

 The easy, fast & fun way to learn how to sing: 30DaySinger.com