Napoleon (3,000 Measly Dollars)
Andrew Delaney
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I believe it's time I tell you that I love you Though my frazzled nerves They have failed me in the past And subtlety, well It ain't working like I want it to But I could make another stupid joke Yeah, let's go with that And our friends are content To drop hints and stand around laughing And truth is, well You probably already know the truth But I believe they've got a betting pool On if it's ever gonna happen So maybe you ain't feelin me Or you just want Steve to lose Take that Steve When Napoleon died Some doctor cut him up and harvested his organs (it's true) Gave his heart and other parts to a Corsican priest I guess for safe keeping Oh don't make that face at me You asked what I was reading Now there's this poem I admire It's called "Tactics & Strategy" And I've liked it a long, long time But never shared it with anyone And I mean no disrespect To Mario Benedetti It's just that last line never set right with me So I'm trying to write my own Well Napoleon's mummified penis was sold at an auction to a urologist in New Jersey And given what it was you'd have thought it'd bring in a little bit more money This world has never made much sense to me I don't suppose it'll start now But I believe it's time I tell you that I love you I believe it's time
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