MC Birthday Celebration (from the Podcast Inseparaville)

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Spencer Channell

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My name is MC Birthday Celebration
I'd like to celebrate birthdays across the nation
Anyone who was born on December 23
Can just come and follow me
We're gonna bake you a cake for goodness sake
And then give you some presents
Sorry for that hesitance
I just get excited talking about birthday plans
My name is MC Death
I'm the opposite of birth
Kids, you should do meth
And not have any mirth
Death day is every day, even birthdays
So what's the point of celebration?
I'd like people to die across the nation
I'm MC Birthday again and good lord
Sounds like you should stuff your mouth with a gourd
That's a terrible thing to stand by
And I think you should go and die
My name is MC Death. I like things to die
But the only question I have is who, what, when, where, and why
All that matters is the details of the death
Call it. Time for you to breathe your last breath
After I finish these bars
You're gonna run into a bunch of cars
You're gonna die of various diseases
Like measles
Yo. My name is MC Birthday
I like people to get their mirth. I say
We should be happy all the time
But there are certain days where you have to try to rhyme
Because rhyming's more fun in a celebration
About your birthday when you, without procrastination
Left the womb, and you entered a hospital room
And from then on, it's been there to the tomb
But until then, you're gonna live and be reborn
Every day of every month of every year
Celebration's here
Be alive, try to survive, 'cause why not? F*ck it, it's worth it
And if you can, make a person, go and birth it
I'm MC Birthday, my thing is
Since we're here
We might as well live
Yo! What's the point of struggling against chaos?
Don't you know it's gonna win at the end of days?
I'm here to say to you
That the universe does not work in your favor, Jew
I don't know
Sounds like MC Death lost his flow
Seemed like a pretty shitty rebuttal, huh?
He also said Jew, which, I don't know where that came from
Yo, I'm MC Birth
I said that already, but here's what I didn't mention
I'm Jewish
I think MC Death may be antisemitic
And we could use an antisemitism diuretic
Yo! MC Birth in the house
I'd like you to scurry quick as a mouse
And take your shameful hatred back to where it came from
And if you're in it for the fun, then you should play a different game, son
Yo. I don't think many things should die, but I say
That hatred should go away. Every day
We celebrate birth because it's the creation of new things
But hatred tries to shame out Jew things
I'm MC Birth. I don't believe everything should live
The things that want things to die? I don't know
You tolerate everything but intolerance
You feel me?
(You tolerate everything but intolerance)
(You tolerate everything but intolerance)
(You tolerate everything but intolerance)
Listen. Between the two of us, you know I'm the cooler one
I'm the riskier one, the scarier one
I'm the guy who whispers in your ear and tells you
To do things that society tells you not to do
Yo. I'm the voice of temptation
I try to tell people across the nation
To go outside their comfort zone
If you're always scared of being dead, then you'll always be alone
You'll never try for something new and make a mistake
Maybe even say Jew when you had no reason to
But all this is to say that death is part of the cycle
I had a friend named Michael
Michael was a regular guy
Who was always afraid that he might die
He was a germaphobe
And he used to pull on his earlobe
When he got nervous
He worked in customer service
He was always disinfecting the counter
If he found a horse, he wouldn't mount her
Look. The point being that Michael lived his whole life in fear
You know what I hear?
That leads to demise
You're being dead while you're still alive
Life is better than not being alive
Even if you don't thrive, it's better to survive
Than to throw in the towel and pick up a trowel
And dig your own grave. To be alive is to be brave!
The point of life is that it's a struggle
You don't have to be a boy in a bubble
But if you are, that's okay
Life comes in many forms, and every birth has its day
My name's Death, and I'll concede it
Birth has a point and I'm gonna heed it
Maybe we could work together instead of fighting
I think that that's kind of exciting
What if Death and Birth teamed up together?
Yeah. We'd be births of a feather
Yo! We worked out our differences
Yo. Let's bring it home. Alright
Death and life
Are two sides of the same coin
If we didn't have the other
You couldn't be either one
Death is defined in relation to life. It's the absence of it
And life always results in death
Without it, it wouldn't have any meaning at all
Death and life are both necessary parts of existence
I don't mean to speak with too much insistence
But we should all come to peace with the fact that
Even when you're 23 years old
It doesn't mean you should be too bold
Life is sacred, and I could take it away any day
Even on a birthday
You should celebrate every day like it's a day of birth
Because it's another day that you can have mirth
Hey, you're sounding a lot like me
And I think I kind of agree
MC Birth
And MC Death
Worked out our differences
Let's go try meth

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