Roshambo
Nate Sniffen
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In the middle of the night Pipers piping changing diapers Sounded the alarm On the farm By the barn A horde of coyotes formed and stormed the gate The moon was righteous And the sight of it inspired the pipers to dance So they put on dancing pants And they danced in a field of plants Before rows and rows of tomatoes And an audience of toads The moon shone and shone Dependently ringing off its hook The sun had it's number of course From the phone book The coyotes looked at the moon Regarding it with the independence of a broom Some lifeless phosphorescent balloon It burned into the tombs of their eyes as they eyed the skies Some witches were approaching the farm Wearing basic britches of yarn They were singing a chant about "trying hard" As they used their legs to move forward The witches in basic britches had no plan in mind Perhaps they would scour the fields for vines Or find an orchard with trees to climb Or a meadow in which to meditate Or see who could draw the most perfect eight They dined on what they ate as well as ultrathinker inner monologues They got their kicks purely by coincidence Like fuel for the furnace As luck would have it the witches met the pipers As the coyotes discovered them Forming a viable triangle Was it happenstance or pliable orchestral will In the shadows something quivered Moving the congregation to shiver for a sliver A whisper The situation slithered Sealed and delivered by regional legions of being It was the middle of the night somewhere Always somewhere the gears turned Turning all into else Shelves and shelves of shelves Shelving shelves of shells of cells Cellular spectacular Ribosomes etcetera Ultrathinking progenitors chanting Tally ho Hop on the rotisserie Brothers sisters No one in particular Rock paper scissors Rock paper scissors
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