Smoking Jacket
Nate Sniffen
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Hey hey what's all the racket Hey hey Hey hey what's all the racket Hey hey I can't be in two places at once but I can be in one place twice I can't think three thoughts at once but I can think one thought thrice In the universe I swim without a floatation device In the universe I fly high as a bird of paradise Everywhere I turn we're all turning into alabaster This could easily be construed as a zone hit by disaster I've been working on my test schoolmaster I'm gonna live happily ever after Make sure you get my good side I'm here for the merry go round ride Quick comes the eventide Make your mark before it arrives This is one of those chapters Where the wombs are spinning hamsters And making arable clatter While I lie down in green pastures Hey hey what's all the racket Uncertainy's my smoking jacket Hey hey what's all the racket Uncertainy's my smoking jacket Hey hey what's all the racket Uncertainy's my smoking jacket Hey hey what's all the racket Uncertainy's my smoking jacket Tale as old as time Packing lemons 'n limes It's all a dime Life is enzyme I never tried harder Than I needed to fulfill my charter I follow my ardor Sowing seeds in the desert Cosmic Picasso teach me origami While I'm snackin on mashed chickpeas Sitting in the space cucumber Under clouds of chopped lumber It's a day after yesterday And the bungee chords say Stay in your lane While the rain rains What do you know about butterflies Are they made of milk and from the sky All the games in the world Have interesting curls But the most interesting game of all Isn't called baseball It's the precious situation at hand The all corralling rubber band We exist to take orders Exchanging dollars and quarters And marching bands play While insects pray The party is a game is a joke is a test But what your graded on is a grey area at best Hey hey what's all the racket Uncertainy's my smoking jacket Hey hey what's all the racket Uncertainy's my smoking jacket Hey hey what's all the racket Uncertainy's my smoking jacket Hey hey what's all the racket Uncertainy's my smoking jacket It's all hunky dory when the sun is shining And that's an all day affair thing Everything we know is subject to change From tiny taste buds to big brains Clever bullheads tiptoe when it's convenient Is what's most ethical most expedient We're exacting transactions Brought up to do divers actions Who does God love the most The one with the most money or vintage clothes The one who stands on pyramids The one with the biggest stick Or the one who lives in a monastery Or in a forest eating wild berries Or says that God is fabrication The devotee, agnostic, the nihilist, the atheist, the Dalmatian Can everyone be right or are people categorically wrong Until the truth strikes them silly like a sudden gong To find the life they were living has been stolen from their reach Like a jetpack equipped peach And God is that to which there can be no addition Just game and set and unknown revisions Playing favorites is for minds like ours From other to other looking at the stars Hey hey what's all the racket Uncertainy's my smoking jacket Hey hey what's all the racket Uncertainy's my smoking jacket Hey hey what's all the racket Uncertainy's my smoking jacket Hey hey what's all the racket Uncertainy's my smoking jacket Hey hey what's all the racket Uncertainy's my smoking jacket Hey hey what's all the racket Uncertainy's my smoking jacket Hey hey what's all the racket Uncertainy's my smoking jacket Hey hey what's all the racket Uncertainy's my smoking jacket
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