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The Cuz

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Why you people afraid to come to aus
Is it all those deadly animals
I've lived here a long long time
Yeah mate I'm still Alive

Don't know anyone who's died from a creature
I go bush they scared to meet ya
Stop being a puss
Come on mate man up

Okay maybe that's a lie
I know a guy who died
From getting bitten by a taipan
What a poor guy
But that's his mistake
Never take
A chance with a bloody snake

What about the dude
Who imported a cassowary
Didn't actually live to tell the story
Made it his pet
Nec minute he dead
He gave it its lunch became lunch instead

Come to Australia
You won't die
But
If you can't run fast then
Maybe you might

Okay wait
What about that 40 degree heat Mate
When your feet meet the bloody concrete
It's like yeet, sheet, my feet it bloody hot
Dreaming of somewhere where the bloody hell its not

We still love our land
Not north they say
1 it's hot 2 there's crocs
And there's nothing up there anyway

Come to Australia
You won't die
But
If you can't run fast then
Maybe you might

Who cares bout snakes when we got the magpies
One swoop from them you'd lose a bloody eye
Truth be told they're us aussies biggest fear
Rather wrestle with a croc then lose my bloody ear

Yeah and come round when it's Christmas time
You be making yourselves a snowman
But Santa be surfing down here
Turning on all the acs and fans

Come to Australia
You won't die
But
If you can't run fast then
Maybe you might

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