Fart Contest

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Recycled Nut

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(Recycled Nut! Fart Contest!)
(Contestant 1, step onto the stage)
I be stinking up the stage with this nasty fart
People in the audience love hearing art
Ass clapping like it comes from the heart
You know I got a number ten on the chart
People try to stay six feet apart
But it smells so nice you get a fresh start
Ay
Yuh
When I agreed to this fart contest
Everyone got stressed, every fan feeling so blessed
Cuz' you know I'm the best
Had to be addressed
Let them cheeks fly, feeling so impressed
Smell it and digest
Had to be suppressed, I'm better than the rest
Ay
Yuh
Do yourself a favour and smell my fart later
Stinky!
Fart, sniff, take a big whiff
Falling on the floor, slipping up on my shit
Did it on the floor like goddamn whore
Taking home the dub when I walk through the door, uh
Hey, what?
Whistle tone ass
Hey, what?
Coming in last
What the f*ck
Smells like Campbell's Chunky Soup
Light a candle, on the move
Smells so bad that I'd say moo
And it'd make fucking sense
Uh
Run it back
Got another stunna
Listen real close, that's a big, big brotha
Hole in the chair that I blew when I farted
Everybody running away like I sharted
(Ay, perfect tens all around the room, it smells all around the room)
(It smells so bad in here!)
(It's really stinky!)
(It's a tough competition tonight! Who's fart is that?)
(Step onto the stage, his name is Fart Butt)
(I heard he's the biggest and most fierce competitor, feared by all man for his stinky poo)
I was like "oh man, Fart Butt needs to be shut"
I got this pain that's boiling in my gut
Tacos, taquitos and beef ravioli
This shit coming out my ass is holy
Nothing can stop him
All gas, no breaks
He farts, the whole room shakes
Crack a window for god's sake
Oh no, he's getting diarrhea someone cue the onomatopoeia
Farts so loud it's heard in Korea
Own my own restaurant, "The Farts Pizzeria"
Ay
Yuh
Do yourself a favour and smell my fart later

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