Never Love A Man (Without A Moustache)

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Getting bored with this fuzz on my lip
I take a notion that I should strip it
To the barber shop double quick - oh yeah
That's when I see the lady passing by
Tight black corset and a bustle to die for
I see my mistake as she catches my eye - oh yeah
And she says
How can I love you with that
clean upper lip
It's just not done
Please, forgive me if I come off crass
I could never love a man without a moustache
You might be handsome, but you're not too flash
And I could never love a man without a moustache
So listen, this is your cautionary twist
There's a sacred bond 'twixt a man and his whiskers
It's not temporary, not just hair today
I recommend a cover up of fuzz
Waxed up, drop down or even a toothbrush
But heed my advice if you don't want to hear them say
How can I love you with that
clean upper lip
It's just not done
Please, forgive me if I come off crass
I could never love a man without a moustache
You might be handsome, but you're not too flash
And I could never love a man without a moustache
Billy Dee Williams, Tom Selleck
Sam Elliott, Burt Reynolds
Richard Prior, Vincent Price
Nikola Tesla, Nick Offerman
Ned Flanders, Frank Zappa
Super Mario, Eddie Murphy
Freddie Mercury
Please, forgive me if I come off crass
I could never love a man without a moustache
You might be handsome, but you're not too flash
And I could never love a man without a moustache
Please, forgive me if I come off crass
I could never love a man without a moustache
You might be handsome, but you're not too flash
And I could never love a man without a moustache

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