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Lawyer Bill, I fell from heaven
A few weeks ago
Or a month or two
I've forgiven all the humans
But perhaps I forgot one or two
I didn't tell you I was sorry
I didn't tell you my folks was wrong
Oh wait, sir, yes I did, I forgot that
But I'll do it again inside this song
You don't even know if I was recording you, you asshole
My folks was wrong
My folks was wrong
My aged, weakened, incapacitated folks was wrong
You like this song
My folks was wrong
So now you can go ahead and sing along
But wait, do you know what you're doin'
You represent a bull, a pig, a snout
He banged on my Daddy's door
and asked a bed-ridden man
To come on out
And I said
Hey there on the camera
I'll settle any issue for my Dad
But don't stand there with your high blood pressure
Because you look all red and pissed and mad
You scared my Dad
You scared my Dad
Hey SonLyte Kare
You tried to scare my Dad
That's fair comment
And that's why I'm mad
And that's why you're bad
And you and your whole law thing has been had
You don't really have any rights here
Listen: I don't mean you any meanness
Go live your happy, stupid life
I just hope they know your meanness
Maybe your kids or your grandkids or your wife
Your grandkids or your wife
Your grandkids or your wife
Your grandkids or your wife
Where was I
You scared my Dad
That's why I'm mad
If he was bad well then, fine, my Dad was bad
You scared my Dad
My 82-year-old Dad
You scared my Dad and that's why I'm mad
And you will pay
That's what I say
And you will pay
You will pay back my Dad
I'll countersue all of you too
And you can stew when I sue
When I sue you with my Dad
Doo doo doo
Doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo
You'll countersue
I'll countersue
And we'll go blue
We'll countersue
Hmm
I forgot to introduce myself
I'm the Reverend Doctor Shipon
I've helped people my whole life
I was a journalist, then a civil servant, then a sike-ologist
I've been a director of sike-ology, once upon a time
I've always been the master spellcaster on Earth
I rhyme on a dime
I cast my spells with chords
Chords to teach my lessons
I'm not trying to scare you, man
I'm not trying to scare you, man
I'm not trying to scare a guy who clearly was a military contractor
I'm not crazy
I know you're the big battleship
I know I'm just a little kayak
I know who my betters are in this world
I'm just a little kayak
With the First Amendment, a ukulele, a fife
And public accolades all my life
Just like you, just like you
But you're gone against God
But you're gone against God
That's why I said in the song Shakedown
That it was
Activate the Shakedown against all the Prophets
You forgot to take my pH
With my PhD
And the word prophets
Spelled P-r-o-p-h-e-t-s
And the mortals make mad
The mortals make me mad
The mortals make me mad when they're not artists
But there are bullshit artists
You'll countersue
I'll countersue
And then we'll go blue
As we countersue
I am like glue
I'm stuck on you
And cows say moo
And I think you do too
You will confess like all the rest
You will confess in the court of this song
You'll sing along
This silly song
And you'll know it's a joke all along
Or not
Or not
You might not know it's a joke all along
This song
Ever met a bard before
They used to put us out in front armies
We weren't the ones carrying weapons
That's not our thing
We'll inspire you to sing
We'll inspire you to march
We'll inspire you to dance and carry on with your life
We'll inspire you to be awesome
It's the one thing we all have in common
We believe in our fans
We believe in our fans
All the bards believe in their fans
And you're not even a man
If you victimize the old people
That SonLyte Kare's supposed to take care of
Man, I'll show you where the sun doesn't shine
I've been there and back
I don't know what kind of contracts you've had
But I've had many
I've been in everyone's personal hell
And I thought that you had been too
What kind of man attacks the old people he takes care of
Do you have an exceptionally small
Did somebody old and weak abuse you
Do you and Wilhelm have that in common
What kind of major personality disorder is that
I'm asking as a friend
What kind of major personality disorder is that
I'm asking as a musical artist
How do you attack the people you're supposed to care for
Are you insane
I'm asking as no one
Listen to my spell
It will send you to your hell
I don't even believe in hell
Do you
But hell is a bad name
And it's not to defame
It's all in the legal paperwork that your stupid attorney filed
We never broke the contract with you
You broke the contract with us
By my religious authority
No court can order me
To pay a sinner
That's against the First Amendment
And I will take you to the Sky
You'll be judged by my King
And you will fail
Take that as a promise from the King
Sometimes I do speak for the King
And you should kneel to your betters in this world all your life
You should kneel to your betters
And now I know who they are
They're every one of us
And you should kneel to your betters
And get lost
Just get lost
SonLyte Kare
Just get lost up in the air
I hope you get lots of business from this song
When they re-form your company
And sell it to someone else
As you drink your alcohol
And suffer from hypercholesterolemia
And high blood pressure
Maybe I'm making that up
I don't know
I was a cardiovascular researcher
And I know a sick man when I see one
But I'm just saying that sort of spitballing it
Take care of your health
Be very, very good to your cardiovascular system
You're a tall man
That means you probably have some chronic pain issues
You might wanna see a podiatrist
I mean I didn't see your shoes on the camera
When I told you to stop scaring my Dad
This is really bad for your reputation
I'm the Big Dog
You're a small cat
I will make you into a rat
And you will pay for scaring my Dad
I promise: you will pay
Maybe some money
Perhaps $68,000 you thought you were gonna steal from us
You fuckin' moron
And don't listen to my explicit Muse-sick
Unless you want to know the Truth
Caveat emptor
And it's satire
And I can't sike-ologically damage you
And if you lose any business
Well it's court records they should be looking at, really
To show how it was all my 82-year-old Dad's fault
Who has a learning disability
And my mother who was incapacitated
And hypnotized by the care worker
You sent her who took an $800 loan
And I'm not even sure she paid it back
Because my parents said it was in cash
And I can't verify that it was ever paid back
But I know she got the check
And I didn't report you to the Department of Health
Because I didn't want the lady to get attacked for being poor
Because I'm a nice guy and you're not, asshole

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