Milkman's Odyssey

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Met the milkman on the Milky Way
He'd had enough of his milk that day
Headed home he gave to give
He didn't think that you should work where you live
In the moment or out in space
He saw his wife and he kissed her face
So happy that his rocket did land
She went inside and washed her hands
She brought him in and told him stories
The vows he made
Began to worry
His thoughts got up and ran
He began to understand
That woman who
He once hitched
Changed her form and became a witch
And now he's stuck in this lame situation
Got up for work on Tuesday
This time he had a suitcase
Skipped light with a downward brow
The women woke and she laid him out
Zap zap and her wand zip-zipped
She drew her power from her evil hips
The man cursed and damned the nation
Then worried about the milk's refrigeration
In an hour the milk will go sour and I'll lose my job
Can't you cast a spell for me
Save the milk and leave me be
Leave to my own devices
Go on with your twisted vices
Or we could renew our vows
Use your powers to buy some cows
And take your broom to galactose station
Cows came but the day was new
The milkman had news to boot
No reason to laugh or sing
The two were exiled to Saturn's ring
News came from up the top
The UHT boys laughed and scoffed
Leave me be boys I did my best
Your milk is shit and mine's so fresh
New life with the same old hope
He looked very hard at that rope
Swung for days so the people could read
About the Milkman's Odyssey

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