I'M 500
Glad You're Not Dead
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Goddamn I love my fucking life! Goddamn I wanna fucking die! Oh shit! Been a long time coming So go grab your mother, brother, sister, or your cousin, I've got A little tale to tell ya A story 'bout a Sea captain, struggling on the seven seas He had no food to eat, his crew's soon to leave He got down on his knees and he prayed to A sea god and the god said this She said I'll let you live forever But you'll be my bitch And now he's 500, yeah I'm 500 Goddamn I love my fucking life! 500, yeah I'm 500 Goddamn I wanna fucking die! Tall, skinny, and handsome When people see him around they're like "damn, son!" He's like 204 some bitches knock on his door He's like "Get out" they're like "Sir, doth protest too much how you walkin' 'round without no crutch And Ezekiel said he saw you do a toe touch" He's like, "you'll be amazed at the things I can achieve And don't you fucking know it, one day I'm gonna be" 500, yeah I'm 500 Goddamn I love my fucking life! 500, yeah I'm 500 Goddamn I wanna fucking die! He made it! Yup, he's here He hasn't done that much through the years And it, looks like he is nowhere near achieving his goals He's in a hole A boulder sized hole A big boulder sized hole Would you talk about impediments? Wanted to be something now he's playing in the sediment Huh Hope he's got something to say Mr. 500 Take it away I'm 500 and this shit really sucks In the 1550's I ran out of luck This sea god cursed me I was her bitch I had to do sea stuff like feed her fish 100 years later, I'm finally free Got my own place, but I wasn't happy In 1912 I wanted to die Then I had an Oreo and it saved my life Now I'm in a hole Not metaphorical A really deep hole A real really deep hole Down in the ground, they could come get me But they don't 'cause they hate the elderly! Too much time has passed Sailing at half mast I feel the end is near And I've lived my life half-assed I'm getting up in age and my wrinkles will show it You wanna know how old? Bitch you already know it I'm 500, yeah I'm 500 Goddamn I love my fucking life! 500, yeah I'm 500 Goddamn I wanna fucking die!
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