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Joey Adams (born Joseph Abramowitz; January 6, 1911 – December 2, 1999) was an American comedian, vaudevillian, radio host, nightclub performer and author, who was inducted into the New York Friars' Club in 1977 and wrote the book Borscht Belt in 1973. more »

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Well I was seventeen down at Circle K
Tryin' to get some dip by the end of the day
Walked right in with my sunglasses on
Trying to look older by standing up tall
And the clerk behind the counter, she could tell

She said "Son ya gotta be just a little bit older
Till you're not looking right over your shoulder
A few more years you'll be good as new
You can come in and getcha some chew
Now c'mon don't you look so amazed
Yeah I could tell you're underage"

Now a couple years later I was out with some friends
Down at a concert drinkin' Natty Light cans
Cop came over said "Can I see some ID?"
I was so nervous I was shaking at the knees
And when my mom found out she was mad as hell

She said "Son ya gotta be just a little bit older
Till you're not looking right over your shoulder
A few more months you'll be good as new
You can come in and drink all the booze
Now c'mon don't you look so amazed"
Yeah that's how I got an underage

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