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Backyard Astronomers

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My mind's different, epitome of an understatement
If I'm Guinness, you're a home brew in a fuckin' basement
You're five kids in a trench coat guarding Dwayne Wade
Ya peg legged bitch bout to get nutmegged by Pelé
I'm coastin' like your momma's coffee table
Just call me Prince and drop the labels
Kids gather round for Astrono-fables
Backyard astronomers having a yawn at ya
Ass-kissing followers trapped in the comments
I'm halfway to Mars looking back on the stars
Spittin' acidic bars, fuckin' craftin' this art
Spent too many years writing like I was hopin' no one would find it
Playing Rope-a-Dope with my pride but, now I got a broken nose
And no time to go blow for blow when I'm rhyming
The fucking' holy ghost was co-writing, bent like scoliosis no time to
Joist you Pinnochios with your lies and bullshit, shit
Just ease up on it, like a G4 climbing, I'm in beast mode smiling
While I repo diamonds, got the C4 lightin'
I'm at peak swole Tyson, with a bee sting fighting
I'm at least your highness, better address me right cause
I got your girl's unzip code
I talk more shit per minute than a recording of the Book of Mormon
Fast-forwarding at four times speed
I hit more bars than a warden on St. Patty's slurring his words
At four in the morning,
Drunk working the early shift
Stumbling down the corridor
1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, 4
Drop a tab and hit the floor
I ain't waiting for the spirit, build a spaceship with these lyrics
Shake some sphincters in this bitch, you better brace before it hits
F*ck 2020 I've got 4/20 vision
Spitting schizophrenic scriptures
Pen and pencil and promethazine
And if the ends can justify the means
Sex, drugs, and mayhem just might be the key to Eden
Just a hypothesis but I volunteer to test it
I'm a prophet for profit, scholar of squalor, Solomon follower
You bout as scary as Medusa during chemo
And I can't see you like some hookah mixed with screamo
And if we learn from our mistakes tonight's a crash course
Got you seeing stars like a password
That's your cue to f*ck yourself like a bachelor
Call me Pharrell
Happy to get that girl to shake it faster
Three dots on my loose leaf
Always writing like a news brief
Dark chocolate, goth Willy Wonka
Nonsensical gospel (preach)
Moving through the alphabet like a boob job
Double d-d, double entendre
Seal-in' your fate and leave you too scarred
So rest in peace to opinions, nuance, and redemption
Of course I had some shit on, politics and religion
But English isn't sufficient, "Ore wa Kami desu"
Just doing my job and taking your money, IRS
No more pleadin' the fifth
Time to un-plead and spit
This track's a 7 in black jack
Guaranteed to hit
Darwin calls me Friday
I'm here to end the weak
Or you could follow God's example and kill yourself

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